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what is orange? an orange

So coool! How did you do that dinosaur!?

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

A piece of wood walks into a bonfire. Wood can't walk.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

Roses are red, Violets are violet,

Your mom is so nice.

What's big, moves around everywhere, and has four wheels? four TEENS on four wheelers

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