- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

Why do midgets laugh when they run? Because the grass tickles there balls

Roses are red, Bacon is brown, this poem makes no sence, BACON!!

A man walks into a bar... And orders a glass of beer to cool himself off after a long day at the quarry.

Its a sunny day. There's a tree and a bird. What did they say to each other? --------------------------------------------------- Nothing they can't talk.

The horse walks into the bar and the bartender says, "why the long face?" the horse looks at him and says, "my wife just died."

What's worse than eating poop for your whole life? Nothing really, you've got serious problems if you have another option...

What did one cat say to the other cat? Nothing.

What do you get when you put a blue bucket in the red sea? it gets wet

'Doctor, doctor, I think I'm a pair of curtains' Doctor prescribes antipsychotics.

A blind man asked me out last night. I told him I was seeing someone...

Q: What did Batman say when Robin was in the Batmobile? A: Robin, get out of the Batmobile.

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Why isn't Michael Jackson aloud at Disney world? He is dead.

What did the horse say to the other horse? We are both horses

What's black and hangs from a tree? A tire swing.

Roses are red Violets are red I'm bleeding quite profusely and should probably go to the hospital.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

Why can't Michael Jackson work at a boy scouts camp? Because he's dead.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

What happened to Grant when he did a cart wheel? Chuck had sex with Victoria

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