Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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How long does it take for light to travel a light-year ? A year.

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Thats what she said......about the project proposal, it was some really valuable input.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra drinks a bear and leafs .....

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What did the pear tree say to the farmer? Go harvest that corn over yonder.

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roses are red violet is blue why rik go to the hospital ? cause he eat glue.

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Whats the difference between a bench and a black man? A bench is an inanimate object incapable of speech, emotion, or thought process.

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The early bird gets the worm. The rest of them die of starvation.

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A nuclear reactor explodes and all the waste are going straight out in the ocean. I just bought a new xbox.

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What do you do when you see an elephant with a basket ball? Engage in play - if the elephant is playing with a basket ball it is most likely domesticated, and if it has toys it's probably well treated. Well-treated elephants raised in captivity are tolerant, sociable, intelligent and playful.

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What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

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A bunch of kids are in a treehouse. The treehouse falls out of the tree and kills everyone in the treehouse and the two little girls playing underneath. It was sad.

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A cheetah walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve re cheetah, as cheetahs are an endangered species and does not want to risk the cheetah succumbing to alcohol poisoning.

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What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

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What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

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There are two cows in a field. One cow says to the other - 'Are you afraid of the mad cow disease?' The other cow says - 'No, cuz I'm a duck.'

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What is a mexican's favorite sport? Soccer, it is the national sport of mexico

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What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

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Q: What's your favorite song? A: Not one in particular. I like all kinds of music.

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What do you do when you eat a loaf of bread? You throw it up because your brother made it

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Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

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I'd really wanted to design a car, and then craft some sort of prototype dream car and concepts but sadly, I can't even draw a straight line.

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If the 49ers won the superbowl

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Anti Joke

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