- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock.. Who's there? Not Sally!

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

This sentance contains three errers

A kid asks his mom: "Mom, what would I be when I grow up?" And so his mother answers: "You won't grow up, you have cancer"

When is a door not a door? When it has yet to be created from its base components.

I haven't read and I don't agree to the Terms of Service

Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

What word is 7 letters long, is composed of the letters N,G,G,E,R, and S, and stands for a group of people who annoy the crap out of you? NAGGERS.

Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

What do you get when you add two boys and two girls in a basement? Four people fearing their lives during a tornado.

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Hey what did you do on The weekend??? I got hit by a bus!

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What do you call a blonde with half a brain? A victim of an alcohol related car accident

What did the penguin say to the peacock? Die, you homosexual!

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs over 400 pounds.

Did you see Helen Keller's doll house? No... Well it's really nice!

Excuse me. Oh, would you mind hitting the 15th floor button for me? Thanks.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell bad.

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

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