Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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What's the reason my dog died? I ate him.

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What's worse than getting AIDS from your boyfriend? Getting AIDS from your brother.

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What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

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Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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Knock knock. Who is their? Grammar. Grammar who? Of course you don't know.

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Did you hear the one about the deaf guy and the rhinoceros? Neither did he.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

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Q - What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a trampoline? A - I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline.

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

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There was a curtain who sneezed and then asked you for a tissue. He was in a room with two chairs a coffee table and a 37 year old bookcase, why did he sneeze???? Because he had a cold!!????

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why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

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why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

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Why are black people good at basketball? Because they train hard and practice daily.

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A black man and a white man were in a fight. Who won? I don't know. It was pay-per view and I didn't buy it.

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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I was trying to think of a joke to write, but then I became unsatisfied with my creativity and began to spiral into a depressing tangent of thoughts. I just took 37 Ambien, and have approximately ten minutes to live. Instead, I will spend my last moments writing goodbye messages to friends on Facebook and longingly looking at images of the past. Goodbye, world.

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Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? Because she was blind, not to mention deaf and mute.

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Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

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What is worse than a case of the flu? Finding a dead camel on the highway with a half eaten lollipop in its mouth.

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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