- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Helena: Can u get me a pencil? Me: Sure. Me: Mr. Brandmeyer can u give me a pencil? Mr. Brandmeyer: Why? Me: I don't know. That's what Helena said.

Q: Why was the math book sad? A: Because he recently found out that his parents died in a tragic car accident.

What do you call a black guy selling drugs? a pharmacist

Hey i just met you and this is crazy, but heres my gamertag so party up maybe?

How do you make a dog hate you for the rest of its life? Steal its bone and beheaded it.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, Who the hell are you,Get the hell away

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

A girl asks a guy are you finish. The guy says no I'm British.

What do you do when a black person steals your computer Inform the authorities, as theft is a felony.

Q. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a plastic bag? A. One is white, plastic and dangerous to young children, the other is a plastic bag.

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

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What do you call an office worker with no arms or legs? A paraplegic.

A horse shits himself SHITLESS!

Your mother is so stupid that she has lived a very unfulfilling life due to her lack of education.

Why was the girl crying? She got shot in the penis

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal, and this wasn't just any road. It was the new highway built, with frequent traffic jams and a speed limit of 90 mph.

What did Tiger Woods say when his wife hit him with a golf club? "Why did you hit me with a golf club".

Knock Knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor Who? Doctor Watson - I'm here to see your little sister who is currently terminally ill and every second is of vital importance. Therefore this exchange of words is only worsening the already terrible situation that we find ourselves in. Please open the door.

Why can't the black guy read? Because he's blind.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

If quizzes are quizzical, then what are tests Testicals

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