- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why arent guys and girls the same? Cause there different

Knock knock, Who's there Why did the chicken cross the road? Idiot.

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

If life gives you AIDs, make lemonaids.

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy I have Alzheimer's Hey, I just met you

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

Why can't february march Because april may

Want a fight? You Spelt F**K wrong O.o

Why was the gay guy sad?

If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

A man walks into a bar and poops his pants. He left because of the embarrassment.

Q:Why couldn't little Bobby read the bible? A: His parents weren't into religion and he was blind

A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Spilling Dr. Pepper on your carpet

Why did the blonde get fired from the M&M factory? Because she was a very poor worker.

Q: Why did Sally fall off the swing? A: How the heck would I know? I don't Sally.

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

whats black and yellow and screams? A bus full of black kids going over a cliff.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a burger made from children with Aspbergers? Cannibalism

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

my wife out of the kitchen

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

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