An Englishman walks into a bar.

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How many dead babies can you fit a bathtub??? It depends on how you slice them!

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Did you know there was a black man in my family tree? He married my aunt.

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What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Why is paper white? Cause that's how they make paper.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

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Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

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Q:How do you kill a blonde? A:The same way you kill everyone else.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A duplicate joke on anti-joke.com in an attempt to get thumbs up. Sad, sad people...

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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whats hairy and crys your mom

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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My daughter's so smart, that instead of texting K, she writes Potassium.

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What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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sorry got to poo

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whats worse than 911 nothing you cant beat 911that sucked

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ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

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What do you do to a little boy who just called you fat? Throw a rhino at him!

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What's a boulder's favorite type of music? Boulders don't have ears.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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