Why did the mum scream at the boy? Because he was being stupid

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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man walks into a bar and the bartender says, "you sir are gay!" The gay man says, "I take offense to that!" The bartender then replies "how may I help you."

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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Why did the computer load on facebook? Thats what you typed in.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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A man walks into a bar. Realizing he forgot his ID, he leaves.

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What do cows and grass have in common? They both say "moo", except for the grass.

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Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

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what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

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I am hot he is not can you beleive it I got shot

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What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

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what did the homeless person get for Cristmas? nothing.

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A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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Why didnt the poor black man have cell phone service? Because seven eight nine.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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3 black guys walk into a restaurant and they sat down, ate their meals, and even tipped the waitor handsomely then for about 10 minutes they talk and then leave restaurant. Soon after a white guy comes and holds up the place for all it's money then killing three hostages before being taken down by the police.

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What's your guys names?

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What starts with F and ends with uck? Fire truck

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If a tree falls on a woman and there is no one around to hear it, chocolate milk.

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why did the teenaged girl cry? she was about to have an abortion

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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