- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call two black men screaming as loud as they can? Scared

When life hands you lemons...you should probably get yourself checked out because life is an abstract idea...

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

What do you call a vehicle has 56 wheels? Anything you want, because it hasn't been invented yet.

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

What do you call a boy with no arms and no legs that gets stepped on a lot? Mat.

A baby seal walks into a bar... The bartender looks at it and says: too young.

what's funnier than the holocaust. If it happened again.

why did the drug dealer die... because he got terminal cancer and died during the first 3 weeks

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Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

your momma's so ugly that she currently deals with an overwhelmingly self consciousness view of her appearance to the point where she has contemplated suicide and it is in your best interest to seek her medical help in order to preserve her heath and overall well being.

What rhymes with turtle? RAPE

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

what does the sloth say to Jonah reincastle? nothing Jonah is the sloth

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