- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, chickens aren't capable of crossing roads without being involved in a car accident.

A guy walks into a bar. He loses conciseness because of the force of the metal bar hitting his skull.

Knock Knock! Who's There? Tourettes Kid. Touret- FUCK SHIT!

What do you do when you see an epileptic having a fit in the bath? Laugh at him

Awe the sky is crying.... No it's peeing

Whats whats black, yellow, wnd green all over? The Jamacain flag

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Why does everyone love Randy Jackson? Well it's sure not because he's black.

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

Why did the white guy die because he had cancer

Roses are blurry so is everything else I need glasses

What's 9+10 Ebola

How do you keep a black man from hanging around your tree? You cut the rope.

who sells coke and ruins lives? Vagina Parker

Why is Suzie at the bottom of the cliff? Because I pushed her. Knock knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

What do you do with a dog that has no legs? Take him to the vet and have him put to sleep, it's the only humane thing to do.

What's worse than cancer? Nothing.

What's the difference between a dead dog and a dead black man on the road? One's a dog and one is a man, but more importantly the differences shouldn't be noted in a miserable occasion such as this as both are unfortunate tragedies. Also, one has a big penis.

How many babies does it take to tile a roof? Depends how thinly you slice them

how do you piss off a dyslexic? give him a crossword puzzle

Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a light bulb? Only one and it is politically incorrect to assume otherwise.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Knock knock whose there nobody you have no friends remember

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