Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? Well many scientists have theorized that a giant meteor hit the earth causing the extinction of most living things. Also if your christian : Dinosaurs never existed, evolution is the devils work, science is not the answer to the world's problems. Darwin was a foolish man, and thats that.

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Why was Susie's mom crying? Because Susie got hit by a bus

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What happened to the guy that got shot? He fell down

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A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? A: "Where's my tractor?"

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

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What is not funny Bad jokes!????

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Why did the girl fall from the tree? Gravity.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Guess what? Random shit. Why? Because almost nobody looks at the newest jokes to realize that 99.999% of jokes that just say random shit never get above the 0 mark.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was involved in a homicide at the Children's Hospital resulting in death row right away and the killing of 12 other numbers

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What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

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Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

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Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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