- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats an aids victims last wish not to have aids

Why did the bald man lose his hair no not cancer obviously AIDS.

so your paddling up stream in a cement canoe, one wheel falls off. how many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? 46 cause bears dont like eggs.

How do you suppress a black hole? Surround it with white holes

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Knock Knock Who's there Boo Boo who Boo I'm a ghost atleast act scared

How do you make a plumber sad? You kill his family.

Why's it so bad to be black and Jewish? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Who cut the cheese? It's sliced so evenly.

knock knock whos there open open who the door

What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

What do you get when you cross a spider with a cow? A dead spider.

An alien just ate your family and all of the things you love

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

a man walks into a bar with a poodle stuffed halfway up his rectum... WHY ARE YOU WAITING FOR A PUNCHLINE!? MY GOD! THIS MAN HAS A DOG UP HIS ANUS!

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AS FAT AS JESSE WHEN... 1. The scales don't go up to the weight you weigh. 2. You know the true meaning of the word Plus-Size. 3. You can't see your feet without sitting down.

a sausage maker buys a box of cereal

Dollar ice tea... I drink that Supa hot fire... i spit that Two and a half men................... I watch that

A guy walks into a bar and laughs. Later, a green, homosexual dinosaur dentist escorts him out to play a houdini banjo.

Ms Leong Sux

What is the name of the mermaid on the Starbucks logo? No one knows, she ran away many years ago of shame. It's undiscovered why.

why is 6 afraid of 7 because seven is black

What happened to him after he died? He got buried.

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