Why couldn't the old man see the Moon? Because he was blind and it was daytime.

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What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

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Q. Why did the Chineese man eat a banana? A. He was hungry, and he was craving a banana.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

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Whats worse than dropping your apple? The Japanese earthquake!

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why did the referee go to the zoo? He likes animals

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

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WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

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Why does a black man have a bicycle? He bought it with his own money.

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Who stole the cookies from the cookie jar? Who me? Couldn't be.

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what did the robot say to the black guy? I'LL BE BACK

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Yo mama so fat because it's in her genes.

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George Bush told Jared Fogle that he did 9/11. Jared Fogle replied "I did 9 11 year olds"

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In Soviet Russia, you wouldn't have a likely chance of surviving because of Stalin's mass paranoia and total neglect for his fellow man.

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An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

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On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

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why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

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What do you call a baby with no future? A baby dying at birth.

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why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? it was taped to the first one why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? it didn't

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the top 6 dictators who have died this year Moammar Gadhafi Kim Jong IL Osama bin ladden Saddam Husein Steve jobs Internet Explorer

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did the weird, creepy old man in the beat up van give ice cream to the little girl? Because his company went bankrupt and as part of a court order, he was thereby forced to give away the remaining contents of his inventory to those who seeked it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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