- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got a new jacket. The jacket had real cotton inside the sleeves. The next day my new jacket was gone, but the one i bought yesterday wasn't.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What has 8 legs and 1 eye? 2 chairs and half a fish.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

roses are red violets are blue i have Downs Syndrome... and a ding-dong potato

What do you think would happen if there was a zombie apocalypse? You would just die.

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

A goose walks into a bar. Maybe he should have ducked.

What did the Nazi say to the Jew? Hello.

your face is kinda funny

What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a florist.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

A man gets shot in the balls by a huge swarm of bees HE IS VERY NICE AND FILLED WITH RICE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

why didn't santa deliver any presents this christmas? Because he isn't real

think twice or at least think

What looks like midnight and is addicted to shemale porn? Xavier Jordan! Courtesy of Mrs. Maxwells 7th period

Why did the girl throw her watch out of the window? because her mind wasn't as intelligent as a normals person mind as she had mental problems.

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