Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why was Carlos fired? Because he stole and smelled of weed.

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Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

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Q: A black man, A Mexican, And a Asian are in a car. Who Is Driving? A: The Cop.

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What do you get when you stab Al with a sword? At

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Why do men not get cullulite? Because it's ugly.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens have 2 legs

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knock knock. who's there? just open. just open who? you're really dumb aren't you

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Wait! hundred billions!

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What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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why did the cow go to the theater? to see the new movies pick one and have a good time.

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can the real slim shady please stand up? no. there is a slim shady in all of us, so we will all stand up.

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How do you get a Mother out of a tree? Ask them to come down, because it is really not socially acceptable for a responsible adult to be climbing trees.

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Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

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You know whats funny? A man cooking dinner.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

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Trust me, you are that kind of girl, and no, you are not nerdy, you are open and down to ground, while your beautiful exterior means a lot to me (I am a man, its the way I am), I would never have wanted to talk to you or even less visit you with a pack (make it five packs) of condoms, if you where the awkward Asperger kind of gal, so how old are you, like seriously?

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A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

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Why did the teacher give the little boy a golden star? He was a Jew and it was in Germany during the 1940's

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what's worse than the holocaust living jews

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What's green and has wheels? The Holocaust. I lied about everything.

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Two men are making sandwiches, one man is spreading peanut butter over the bread and the other man is spreading honey and Italian raspberry jam over rye bread. the man with the peanut butter sandwich looks over and says "HEY, where did you get the rye bread?" and the man with the rye bread says "well my wife made it yesterday and I would be delighted if you come over for some tea, and tried some of my wife's homemade rye bread".

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Why did Hitler try to take over the world? Hitler wanted to spread the Nazi (National Socialism) idea, He also wanted to destroy the Jews(Christian and non-Christian) and many other groups of people using the prevailing scientific idea of the day eugenics and survival of the fittest

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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