- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when a girl sticks her head in a birthday cake? She gets a toothpick stuck in her eyebrow. Trust me..I know.

okay, there was a donkey and a parrot walking at the park. When it was raining the donkey says to parrot hey why is it so hot. Then a person riding bikes come to the parrot and she told her to sit down. Nobody saying hello but she can dance reallly nicely.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

Why did the Flyers lose to the Blackhawks in the Stanley Cup? Because they aren't as good as the Blackhawks.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

What did the Little 8 year old boy do when a big black man walked into his house? He said "Hi daddy", then they happily ate dinner together.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

My momma's so ugly she had to get plastic surgery. Now I need it.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple

knock knock whos there your mother open the door

Do you know what's impossible? A chink whos not smart.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Tim likes girls

A black man provides has a normal day job and provides for his family while staying faithful to his wife.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

why did the homosexual man cross the road? to get to his gay partner.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

-knock knock! -doors open

Where do bees go to the bathroom? In the hive - they're incontinent.

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