- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: whats worse than finding out you failed an exam? A: finding out you where Hitler in a past life

what's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? one is fun to hit with a sledge hammer, and one is a watermelon

If the joke below mine says something about a mom its from adam he sucks ...

what did the apple say to the orange ? nothing, apples are a fruit and do not have any organs which allow it to be able to talk.

My dog poops u pick it up if i poop ill say f@#% you eat it DumbS%^&

Yo mama's so fat that after her enima, she looked skinny and rather nice

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

A hooker walks into a hospital. Only to find out that she has aids.

Invisible Children Foundation.

A Russian man walks out of a bar looking very sober because he walked out of the bar sober.

A man walks into a woman's bedroom... But I was already bored of the plot so I skipped to the end of the pornographic video.

Q: Why was the mexican mowing the lawn? A: Because the grass was too tall

What do you call a deer that has no eyes? I have no eyedeer

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

dry handjob

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

An Englishman, and Irishman and a Scotsman went to the top of the Empire State building to have a penis measuring contest. The Irishman had the longest penis.

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

1 out of 4 questions. How do you get a girrafe in a fridge? Open it, put the girrafe in, and close it.

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's rape??

Q. Why do some people not like anti-jokes? A. They don't find the humor funny.

what is black and white and read all over? A penguin in a blender

I've got a joke for you. The people writing these jokes. Thats a joke.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

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