- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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drew edminstin is a rat

Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

Your mother's so fat that when she goes through rotating doors, the doors rotate around her.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

If you go to America, you won't see any fat black people. They're all dead and in prison.

Why did the chicken cross the road. To get to the other side. Original anti joke.

Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

How did the fireman get the cat out the tree? He sprayed it with a hose, killing it in the process.

So, you got to take medications daily or die? Are you in pain my dear?

When life gives you AIDS! Make lemonAIDS!

What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Person 1: "Broo my dicks like 19 inches!" Person 2: "Thas not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you."

What did Helen Keller say when she fell off a cliff? That never happened. I just checked Wikipedia.

Donald Duck walks into a drug store and asks the lady behind the counter for a bag of condoms. So the lady says, "Sure thing sir, would you like me to put that on your bill"? Donald says," THIT(Shit)NO, I'LL THUFFOCATE! (Suffocate)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Banana. Banana who? The Holocaust.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

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