- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents

A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

What does a gay horse eat? Other gay horses.

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

What would a man say if you urinated all over his legs? WHAT THE DEUCE?

A Great White Shark eats a baby seal's mother. Great White Sharks don't feel remorse.

Why did the little girl fall of the swingset. She got kidnapt and raped by a giant scorpion.

Q:Why did Santa, the tooth fairy, and a rich man jump out of a plane? A: On Christmas Eve, a rich man was skydiving and lost his tooth as he plummeted towards the beautiful plateau.

Knock knock! Just kidding.

If you walked into a grocery store right in the middle of Cuba what won't you see? The missing Malaysian MH370 Boeing.

How do you confuse a blonde? Explain the concept of time travel.

Three people are stranded on an island. They didn't want to eat each other because they were friends. They died of starvation.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Where did Wendy decide to work for her part time job? TACO BELL

Why couldn't the grandma remember what she did last night? Because she has Alzeihmers and grandmas don't do anything.

Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

jd and zach loves vigina

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

being sober in a bar fight

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

Q. What's yellow and sour? A. Not a banana

Why do girls enjoy listening to Justin Biebers music? Because he sings moderately well and appeals to a younger audience.

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