Worms don't like apples.

A muslin walks into a bar, and has the same equal rights as everyone else and orders a pint of fosters.

Whats the easiest way to get a dumb blond to have sex with you? rape.

Black people

Know what's funny? Not these jokes!

What is the opposite of pro? Con right? So what's the opposite of progress? Congress

Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

What happened to the man who fell off a cliff? He fell

*Knock knock* I thought no one was home so I left... Turns out my grandma hung herself

What did the red paint say to the blue paint? They said nothing. Paints don't talk and you need to see a doctor if you answered anything else.

What happens when you yank on someones nuts? They cry

How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

there's a new drink out called the Bin Laden... it consists of two shots and a splash of water

Why was the man crying in prison? He missed his family and wanted to go home.

There were two elephants in a bathtub. One elephant says, "Hey, could you pass the soap." The other replies, "No soap, radio."

What did Jean Luc Picard say to Data when he saw a broken Janome Overlocker? Make it Sew

What looks like Micheal Jackson but isn't Micheal Jackson A black guy

andrew wagner

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

What's black and hangs from trees? Tire swings

y u no like me joke?

Yo mama's fat.

I like poop in my butt

Yo mama is so poor she used the welfare system and is a family of 4 and has a successful business now

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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