3 Women were on a desert Island, This Island was situated in the middle of the Atlantic so there was no hope of survival.

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How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

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Yo mama so dumb, she studied for a blood test.

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roses are red vilest are blue shes mine and if you take my place my fist will go in your face

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Mom I am so sorry I molested you yesterday. Im not your mom! Phew, wanna go out?

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Whats brown and slippery? A brown slipper.

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Why did the clam not like to share? The deep sea is a competitive environment, where survival of the fittest is prominent.

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Once there was Girl whose Teeth were Crooked. She got Braces.

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Why did the boy throw the clock out the window? He was tired of working for the man.

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Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

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What did the man do with his cat? he threw it in the garbage because he didn't like it

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Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination due to all the drugs they have given you and because your brain releases chemicals when you die. I am not real and there is not heaven or a god." Upon resuscitation the man contemplates his hallucination and becomes an Atheist.

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Hurricane Sandy should be named A-Rod. Cuz he dosent hit anything

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- Knock Knock - Who is it ? - I'm a Jehovah witness - Sorry, I don't know anyone by the name of "a Jehovah witness". Bye.

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Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

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Alright then, call me sometime then.

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You walk by a boy and see he is playing with poop. You ask the boy what are you doing? He says I'm building a office. You ask him why he says "because I don't have shit to make a building"

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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the person who wrote 1 under me is gay

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Optimus Prime: "GIVE ME YOUR FACE!" Shockwave: "Illogical. I have no face." Optimus Prime: "Then GIVE ME YOUR EYE!" *RIPP*

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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What do you call a black astronaut? An astronaut you racist

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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