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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the kid get a bike for Christmas? Because his parents died and Santa's not real

What's a foot long and slippery A dick

The schoolboy said to the bus driver, this is my stop the bus driver replied "no, we have a while to go yet"

Knock Knock! Who is there? A 6ft tall black man who recently escaped prison that is requesting asylum in your lovely mansion. sounds legit.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

wanna know the biggest joke on antijoke.com? People's spelling.

why did the chair brake? because a car smashed into it. where did it go? all the way to china. whats 3+4? why did the Chinese man get this wrong? Because a chair was in his head.

What's the difference between a boodle and a scoodle? Ladoodle!

Why couldn't the kid get into see the pairate movie? It was rated PG-13 and he was only 11. Plus he had no money and his mother didnt want him watching movies like that.

A Hideo Kojima AntiJoke Typed by Hideo Kojima. Idea By Hideo Kojima. Concept By Hideo Kojima Spacing by Hideo Kojima Controlled for typos by Hideo Kojima Overseen By Hideo Kojima Aproved By Hideo Kojima. Reconsidered By Hideo Kojima Accepted by Hideo Kojima What took you so long?

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

People shouldnt make fun of holocaust jokes..my grandpa died cause of it! he fell off the gaurd tower

High school is like forced anal sex, Hard, painful, and you cry your hopes and dreams at the end of it all.

Whats the difference between garlic bread and a Jewish person? Garlic bread doesn't scream in the oven.

What did the Polack do in the rainstorm? He got wet.

What do you do if you see a black man in your backyard with a bullet wound in his head? Take him to the hospital.

Guess what my dad got me for my birthday? NOTHING, he left my mom and I when I was a baby.

Why did Susan fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock... Who's there? Not Susan...

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because no one can draw a perfect circle.

Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

why did the man stay home on a monday? He was dead.

What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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