- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear about the man who went up into space without a space suit? He died.

What should you do when you're constipated? Poop.

A: knock knock A: knock knock knock... A: door bell

How do you make Yoda sad? Kill all of his friends.

How many New Yorkers does it take to screw in a light bulb? NONE A YO F******G BUSINESS!!!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her she is a burnette.

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What do you get when you combine a potato and an apple? A nice Apple Potato Souffle...

Why did the black man approach a small white girl in the alley? He was knew in town and needed directions

Why was the phone wearing glasses? It lost its contacts!

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

Two friends go on a hunting trip together. One friend says to the other "Knock, knock." The other friend doesn't respond because he was mauled by a bear.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

What do you call a black man playing a bass guitar? A bassist.

Girlfriend: Hey, you know whats the cutest thing ever? COMIC SANS Stabs girlfriend in the eyes.

I HATE GEORGE LOPEZ

what do you call an old man missing a toe? a diabetic.

How do they call a black man that works in a mine. Miner.

what you get time to go with? - a clock

What is the name of Helin Keller's street, state and pet Street: Mahhehb State: Hahgre Pet: habdsa

Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

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