- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

a mother: my little boy always asks me to take him to see dinosaurs...but they are extinct. me: take him to a museum you dumb bitch!

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What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

Why was the boy late for class? He was late because he got stabbed and left in the bathroom.

How do you torture Helen Keller? You put her on a table and slowly pull her limbs off

Why to lawyers wear neckties? It's part of the uniform.

There's this Priest, a Rabbi and a Preacher talking about how similar they are.

Why couldn't Helen Keller Drive? Because she was a woman.

Roses are red, Viiolets are blue, Get in the gas chamber, You dirty Jew.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Q. What do you call a grammatically incorrect horse? A. An horse.

Why couldn't Ariel talk in the Little Mermaid? Someone slit her throat.

John lazzaro likes dick

Q: why did the black guy die? A: he got shot

What did the pineapple say to the cucumber? Nothing...the pineapple was incapable of speech, for twas only an infant.

In Soviet Russia, the same thing that happens here, happens there.

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