- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

Why is it scientifically proven that even Spider-Man would be a match for Superman? Because none exist. Moral: The only Super Hero... not scientifically proven, but I exist so that makes me stronger than both of them!

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Why did the cat scratch the person? Because it's mean.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

Whats black and white and red all over? A chopped up dalmation...

What did the man say when he realized that he was late for work? "Shit, I'm late for work."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Being the worm.

What's more disturbing than finding an apple in your worm? The fact that you're eating a worm.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? A gameboy

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

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HITLER IS SO SEXY I WOULD PAY A MILLION DOLLARS TO HAVE SEX WITH HIS DEAD HOT BODY WHENEVER I THINK ABOUT HIM I SPRAY MY SEMEN ALL OVER MY JEWISH SLAVES YUMMY HITLER JUST MAKES ME WANT TO BITE HIS ROTTING PENIS OFF AND FORCE IT IN THE EYE SOCKET OF A JEWISH PERSON AND THEN I CUM IN HIS EYESOCKET

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

yo mamas so fat whenever she wears a pink bathing suit people say "look at that fat lady wearing a pink bathing suit!

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

How many Ethiopians can you fit in a car? Five in your standard sedan

Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

What's brown, no one likes and has had a bad history? Dog poop

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