- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

What did the little black boy get for Christmas? Hopefully something nice.

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

what do eagles and moles have in common? they both live underground except for the eagle!

what did the hammer do on the test -he nailed it.

what did the boy with no arms and legs get for his birthday just dance 3

A skeleton walks into a bar. He orders a beer and a mop.

How do you fix a chimpanzee? With a monkey wrench

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

Why did the Japanese man commit suicide? He was terminally ill and decided it was his time to go

Pretty vague, if I did not know you, Id conclude you where working for some mob syndicate or something.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock? Whos there? Not Sally...

Why was Six afraid of Seven? Because Seven beat and raped Six when he was child multiple times, and Seven threatened to kill Six if he told anyone.

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? About 144 licks but everyone gets different answers because we all lick lollipops differently.

Say you are caught in a net with 10 other people in said net at a construction site. A pair of scissors are right next to you and everyone said to use the scissors. But instead of using the scissors, you use your teeth in risk of a broken tooth.

Knock Kock Who's there Boo Boo Who? Boo Radley is a fictional character in the novel To Kill A Mockingbird by Harper Lee. Don't cry.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Doctor. Doctor who? snicker F*ck a duck.

Q: How do you tell a Jewish person that you love them? A: You tell them "I love you".

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