When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Oh shit my gardens on fire

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

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McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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Why was the man in a great deal of pain? Because he was hit in the face with a sack of potatoes.

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What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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What is worse than a badly told joke? A badly told Anti-joke.

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How do you make a clown stop laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

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You heard now that you can not only bet safe at net casinos, but also win safely? Win safely? The hell does that mean? You mean you could win unsafely before? Like the betting casino crashing after you win a million? Moral: That crap is even less moral than I am ffs! Now they give you like 5000 game bucks free just to get you addicted.

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Cleavlin has a shmaaala dik

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Why did the sperm swim back? cos he realised that he was in someones anus!

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Godilla walks into a bar. There were no survivors.

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Well, I'm naked so I'm going to go.

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Why did the cops beat up rodney king? Resisting arrest.

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How do you make a black guy cry? You kill his family.

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why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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Why did the boy jizz?...........he was getting a blowjob!!!

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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What do you call a tortilla from venezuela? A tortilla.

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What did the racist say to the other racist? Hey how was yesterday's clan meeting?

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The WNBA

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What's black, white and sings the intro theme song for "Thomas the Tank Engine" while tap-dancing? There probably isn't anything that does that.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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