- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How long does it take to microwave a baby? I don't know, I was to busy masterbating. GBW

What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

What shakes and twitches and can be found at the sea bottom? A scuba diver running out of oxygen.

one time at band camp there was a guy guess what he played? no one knows

Roses are red, Your blood is too, Don't believe me? I WILL CUT YOU

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

Whats worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings Whats worse than 2 bee stings? A car crash Whats worse than a car crash? 3 bee stings

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Susie...

What do you call a penguin in the desert? Most likely a dead penguin.

what do santa clause and a blueberry have in common they both have beards....except the blueberry

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

What did one cake say to the other? You wanna piece of me?!?

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

To be, or not to be. That is not the question. The question is, what time is it?

Tod:Hey Rick wanna hear a joke?Rick:No.

Q: What cant you give a black guy? A: Black eye, lips, and a jon

A blind man walks into a bar and orders a beer. He has gotten used to being blind all his life.

Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

Roses are red Violets are blue Thats what they tell me because I'm blind

what do you call 3 black men in a line up? their names

Why did Hayden Bryant walk down the street? Because he can, dont doubt Hayden Bryant.

Roses are red Violets are blue I suck at poems nice tits

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