- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the father and his son drop their cola? Because a meteor hit and killed all life on Planet Earth.

Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree?Cause it was stapled to the cat.

What did you say? I'm blind. (Did not write this meaning to be offensive)

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

in china a dog was being cooked on the grill he was seasoned ans eaten by a black man

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

what's black and can't swim? a black refrigerator

A hobo said to another hobo "Im homeless"

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

The doctor walks in Knock knock. Whos there? Doctor. Doctor Who?

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A.Because that's where it wanted to go.

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

What is red and green and goes 50mph? A frog in a blender.

Why did I the granda fall out of her wheel chair?. She fell down the steps

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by a giant scorpion

guy walks into a bar, ouch

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What do you do with a baby with a broken jaw? Deepthroat.

What did the priest say to the Atheist when he walked into the church? How are you?

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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