Did you here about the 2 guys who wanted to go to Paris? They didnt go!

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The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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What did the serial killer eat for breakfast? You.

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Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

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I know there are, its not the illuminati, its not reptilian shapeshifters, nor Gods politicians nor the human condition. Its society today as it stands, they did not have the right to attack us, but if we had surpassed them, they would have lost all power, they are the relics of the past, and no matter how many of them stand, they do not grow, and what does not grow, stagnates until it finally dies. Lose hope in people most all you want, but not in the few that truly believe in you for all the good reasons in the world, perhaps we are idealists, or maybe we know that with you by our side, what we see as ideals, is something you can make come true.

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Why do birds fly South in the winter? Warmer, better food sources and therefore greater chance of survival.

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What's hard and orange on the outside, and squidgy in the middle? A tanned man's head

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jeffrey: Do you know what happened on the 5th of november? gerald: No jeffrey: I cant remember

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Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

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Why did the rooster cross the road? Because he wanted to prove he wasn't a chicken.

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A boy walks home from school. On his way home some bullies stole his kite. When the boy got home he was greeted by a police officer that told him that his parents had been killed. The boy started crying and the Police officer said " whats wrong?". The boy replied " some bullies stole my kite".

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Q: The president is driving down the road, when the wheels of his boat fall off. How many ping pong balls does it take to fill the Empire State Building? A: False. Vests don't have sleeves.

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas A bike.

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a sledgehammer...and the other is a watermelon.

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I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

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What do you get when you cross a celebrity with drugs? A highly probable circumstance.

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A Mexican, a Chinese man, and a cowboy are on a plane. The plane is crashing, and they need to get rid of anything to make the plane lighter so thet can glide to safety. The cowboy throws out all of his boots and says we have to many of these. Then the Mexican throws out all of his taco shells and says we have to many of these. Then the Chinese man throws out the Mexican and says we have to many of these.(:

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What do you call a fat black guy in KFC? A guy who likes KFC.

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An man walks into a bar and then proceeds to purchase an alcoholic drink.

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What happened to the turtle that was on land Dead

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Your mom is so fat that her doctor told her to go on a diet.

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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Anti Joke

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