A child walks into a classroom.

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Why is SkrillEX bad at fishing? S EX

Q.Why was the fat man sweeting A. Because he just ran and his body is trying to maintain thermal equilibrium

Why are black people good at basketball? Because they practice.

TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

Who did sally vote for in 1920 Nobody woman couldnt vote until 1928

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

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thats what she she. no really thats what she said

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

Whats worse than a son killing his own father? His biological father finds him, 10 years later.

What do people call baby cats in Alabama? Kittens.

What did god say when a black person was born? Damn I burnt one

why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

What's worst then finding a worm in your apple??? Yo momma

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

What did little ben get for christmas? A dead grandma

wanna here a joke? you.

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy, I've got dementia, Hey I just met you.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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