How do you make a baby not cry? Do not throw a brick at it. ANTI-JOKE

What do you call the Flintstones if they were black? N****rs

How do you become a dragon ball super saiyan? You sit there and scream like you are giving birth for three minuets

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms knock knock who's there? Not little Suzie.

whats disappointing and not funny? this joke. ouch.

What is the name of the car? What

Lad: Whats that smell Girl: Nothing Lad: That is right nothing now get into the kitchen!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Neil armstrong Neil armstrong walks on the moon...Michael Jackson molests little boys

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, it is impossible for something to be red all over if there is black and white also.

Why did little john fall off his bike? Somebody threw microwave oven at him.

Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Nick Cannon

I had a terrible childhood. My mom abandoned me before I was born.

3021 North Broadway Avenue

What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels

What does a vegetarian eat? colored penis

What is not funny Bad jokes!????

What amusing anecdote did the Department of Educational Dictations officer tell his coworker? There was no amusing anecdote. DED men tell no tales.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

what do you call an anoying ginger? jimmy overby

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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