- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck had AIDS?

Did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off, how is he? Well you see, the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off...He's dead. I..um..he's straight up dead. I'm sorry, I don't know what to tell ya.

Why didn't the Mexican have a job? Because stereotypes made employers unjustly reluctant to hire a hard-working, competent man.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Why did the little girl fall off the swings? Because she had no arms or legs.

where did you get those clothes? at the toilet store.

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

what do you do when you see a black man punching a girl? act like you dont see it and get the hell out of harms way

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Beacuse he got kicked out of the bar

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

a woman gets hit by a motorcycle whose fault was it?......... the man's, he shouldn't have driven the motorcycle in the kitchen

What did the towel say to the other towel? Nothing, there was no topic of conversation.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A man drives down the road in a van that says "Candy" He was doing his job in a professional manner

Q: How many dead babies can you fit into a bathtub? A: Depends on the size of the tub and the size of the babies.

A child walks into a classroom.

[Set up] [No punch line]

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