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Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do black people eat? Food.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why did the black man get shot Cause someone shot him

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Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks. The rest of the bar patrons are thoroughly confused.

Man walks into a bar, Has a few drinks and goes home.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

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The man was so nice It's too bad he couldn't hear the bus coming.

what do u get when you cross a monkey, a sock and wheels? A: a sock monkey. I was kidding about the wheels

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

How do you kill a blonde? There are a variety of methods, but I prefer a fine mix of insecure clowns and pepto-bismol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? If you look closely, it's not a chicken, it's a man wearing a costume. He's going to a halloween party with some friends. Sally was not invited.

Jack and Jill went up the hill To fetch a pail of water Jack fell down and broke his crown and Jill called the paramedics

why was the clown sad? died of cancer and left his loving family to fend for themselves in this cruel, cruel world.

Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

What do you want to be when you grow up? I want to be a .... The boy didn't finish his sentence because he got hit by a fridge.

What's the difference between a cow and a cow? Nothing, they are both the same.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

Why did the fridge break? Because someone threw a fridge at it.

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