- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

Why did the skeleton not get invited to the party? Because he was a heroin addict

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

Why did Jimmy go to a Barbershop for the first time? He needed a haircut, and the salon next to his house was closed because of financial problems

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

what did hellen keller name her dog? answer: unnumnumnum

david give me my money back... i will have it next week

Your mom is such a slut that your dad didn't even ask her if you were his biological child and raised you as if you were, regardless of what the dna results may suggest.

How do you hit a clown off a swing? There are many was of acting upon this situation but the most successful approach would be hitting the clown with a heavy object,

What do u say to someone u don't like? I thought I'd let u no tht I don't like u...

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

What would Chuck Norris do if you insulted him? Nothing. He probably doesn't have time for such foolishness.

Why did Dave stop going to the laundromat? Because he was a suicide bomber.

What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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