Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

compardre No Pew.. Pew.. At mi OINK.. OINKs...

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being disturbed by two black guys raping a young girl with leukemia

Q: What do you call a black pilot. A: A pilot you racist.

Q:What do you call a cow with no legs? A:A hamburger.

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

What do you call a white person? Caucasian

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Roses are read violets are blue i ate a fetus now you die to

Wht did noah7262 cross the road? to abandon his friends and play Modern Warfare 3 on xbox live. asshole.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

why was the boy sad He was just abused by his parents and had aids

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