- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like to rhyme Microwave.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

someone had sex with Justin bieber end result Justin went into labor

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the tiger.

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

Why did the boy drop the ice cream? So that it would melt and he could dip his dick into it and his mom could lick it off.

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why does stuart own alot of hollister because he is autistic

What's the best part about having sex with a bunch of 3 year olds? There's 20 of them

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

Why did the garbage man cross the road? He was doing his job.

Q: Why do police men keep killing unarmed black men? A: I don't know.

What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

Why did the Flintstones have Christmas? The Flintstones celebrated Christmas because the creator, William Hanna, celebrated it. As it is a kids TV show, you can't expect it to be factually correct.

What did the woman say when the man got her flowers? "Why thank you."

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

so today i took a poop. hehe

How do you make sure a kangaroo gets the right breakfast? Make sure it doesn't get the wrong breakfast

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

In a galaxy far, far, away.... There were quasars, stars, and various sized meteors.

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