- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the man cry? Because his mom died in a terrible car accident.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She didn't own a car.

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

Whats green and smells like grass? Grass scented air freshener, in a green colored can.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Nobody knows as humans are unable to understand the way dogs communicate.

Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

I'm Batman.

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

Whats 9 inches long, pink, and makes women scream? A miscarriage OuO

What did the gym coach tell his student? Come on! You can do it! Push harder!

Knock knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your stupid.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

What's 9+10? 19

why did Susay fall of the swing? Cause she had no arms

Why can't you tell jokes in Base 8? Because 7, 10, 11

Your mama so fat that when she cut herself gravey came out and we drank it too!

I hate weddings! Old people always poke u and say "ur next" so I've decided to do the same to them... At Funerals

roses are blue violets are red heres a gun now your dead

What did i say to the stupid person? Your Stupid.

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??