What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A bike.

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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so there is a 13 year old boy who got left home while the rest of his family was driving to colorado, so the police comes to his door, and says son your whole family has just died in a plane accident. And the boy says, but my family was driving. . . the policeman then says, i'm aware, the plane actually hit their car and only killed your family.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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How do you make a Bong Ki mad? Call him a Bong Ki.

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once upon a time there was a cripple little girls who lived in an orfanage were she got raped then beat .

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"Have you ever seen Stevie Wonder's parents?" "No" "Neither has he"

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Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

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What does 10 dead babies in a microwave look like? I dont know. I was too busy masturbating.

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I was not scared, I was disappointed, I was expecting to see you for you, not the whole strange outfit getup, what was the point of that? I know the deal about hypnosis and stuff, did you know it is actually known as monoideoism? But I really cant figure for the life of me how it is physically possible to be under a deep state of trance and completely awake at the same time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

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Q:what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? A:get in the batmobile

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Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Where will you be in twenty years? Celebrating the twentieth anniversary of reading this question... unless you're older than 60, which by modern life expectancy, you'd be dead.

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I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

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A woman walks into a bar. Guys aren't the only ones walking into bars.

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Your mom.

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What did the little girl say after her dad hit her? Nothing. She was a month old and died instantly.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why did the boy drop his ice-cream? He was shot in the back, knifed in the face, kicked in the groin, poo'd on by an alpaka, had frogs stapled to his face, his hair burnt off, pushed off a cliff, eaten by a scorpian, lost his arms legs and eyeballs, squashed by a hippo, ran over by a buss, truck and cement mixer, had cement poured on his frogs (that were stapled to his face), became morbidly obese, was raped by a chicken, was served as sauce at an italian resturant, was done by his mother's father's grandson, broke both of his detatched legs, crashed his car, went into a time machine and was crushed by a stegosaurous, had a lemon squesed in his detatched eyes, got high on cokeawana, was crushed to death by a garbage disposer and was rejected by the hobo at the shelter? no, actually, he tripped

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