- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jake: Why did Sarah fall off the swing? Steve: She had no Arms. Jake: Knock Knock Steve: Who is there? Jake: Not Sarah

What do you get when you cross Bambi and a ghost? Bamboo

why did the chicken cross the road cause i fucked your mom

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

Why did the old man cry? Because he had just witnessed his wife die.

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

an american an asian and a jihadist got on a train where did they go no where as the jihadist was strapped to c4

why did the black man shoot himself? because he commited a crime and was sorry for what he had done

whatis worse then tripping over and landing head first in dog shit No alot

What's the difference between an American and a British guy? Their fingerprints.

Rush Limbaugh

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

i had a black friend once......just kidding

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

-what does burglars afraid of? -cancer.

Do you have to be so, you know... Open about what we are gonna do and stuff? I mean I know some people here, and you are a married man and you know.

You do realize that in my home dimension of earth, I am just lying in the sun, typing on the goddamn laptop right? I mean are you retarded OR SOMETHING? I AM THE GODDAMN MORAL MAN! Moral: Honestly though, If I where like running around shouting this, I... Would begin to get slightly worried...

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

a black guy hates chicken.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm not good at poems, nice tits.

What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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