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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the guy go to the strip club? To look at naked people.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 8,9,10, and 11 along with their families.

Your mom is so fat because she eats too much and is most likely incapable of controlling when to stop.

what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

Why couldn't the boy hide his penis? Circumcision.

THis guy went into the bathroom with a girl in the middle of party and they started having sex but then the guy has to pee so he does... and then he leaves the bathroom and goes back to the party

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because i was on the other side and we were going to catch a movie

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Macy's was having a giant sale.

What did the monkey say to the African American? Monkeys cannot speak, therefore it would not be able to communicate with an African American, who is an equally respected member of the community, in an efficient way.

Why did Polly fall off her roof? Because her dad pushed her.

Why was the boy with no arms and legs crying? He had a lit match in his anus.

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What do call a man with a daranged wife? Married

why did the fat woman die? ... because she tried to commit suicide and the ceiling collapsed on her.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Quaint? Oh yeah? YOU ARE QUAINT! No seriously, whats that word all about.

What did Queen Victoria say when she saw a zombie? "Quick everybody, run, that is a zombie."

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