- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. What is a deaf man's favorite song? A. Nothing, because he can not hear.

How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she was clumsy. Nevertheless the accident was minor and she did not injure the arms that she had.

Whats green and smells like a red apple? A green apple

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

What did the farmer say after the chicken started talking? Holy shit a talking chicken

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To pick up the remains of the thousands of his friends that lost their lives to this joke.

what is sadder than lost in a ps4 game ? Your mom's funeral, she died in a horrible accident yesterday

I was once a hamster.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Clearly the only answer is because he's blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? He is suicidal and should probably get help.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

You know what a thief's kid receive on christmas? Your bike!

Whats the difference between a truck full of babies and a truck full of bowling balls? You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

What did the fish want to drink? Charlie Brown

What do you call a sheep with big teeth? Mitch

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

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