- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why couldn't the black guy support his family? He was only 3 years old.

Why did the boy fail his maths test? He had no eyes due to a vicious bear attack earlier that year so couldn't read the questions or study from books resulting in him not being able to complete the task he was given.

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Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

Your mum's so fat, she attends regular weight loss facilities to lose weight.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. Oh, OK I'll be there in a sec. opens door Did you bring the blender and the baking tray? Oh no I forgot I'll run back and get them.

Where did Jonathon go after he died? - Burger King, he died from diabetes

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what do 9 out of 10 people enjoy?............Gangrape

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

Read in a Jersey accent: SOOOOOO my friend __________ saw this coffee shop in new jersey! He was like.... i love coffee why dont they give it to me for free???? The man at the coffee shop Killed me! that is why coffee is not free!

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

what is black and white and red all over? a group of people of mixed races playing paintball.

Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

Why did the boy fall out of his seat? He was being strangled with a piano wire.

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What's the simularity between a eagle and a rock? They both fly, exept for the rock.

Who is best known for causing the Mt. St. Helens Eruption, The World Series Earthquake, and The Asian Tsunami in 2004? According to insurance companies, God.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

What'd the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? New shoes and some gloves

How do you like them apples I dont like aplles

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

Please save our environment :) Dont use electricity. Use gas! Like Hitler.

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