Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

Kid hands Lebron a dollar, asks for change Lebron hands him back 4 quarters.

How do you get birds to land in your back yard? With a gun.

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

whats funnier than a black person dieing nothing that is so cruel

haha Otarts was here

Where do you go when you find a fork in the road? To the nearest restaurant.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

Chuck Norris is dead......

Yo mama's so gay, she's a guy.

your face

roses are red violets are blue im much younger than i look;)

What's worse than getting arrested? getting arrested on your birthday.

Manchester City

How come grilled cheese?

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Roses are red.

hextech crafting too opieop

Life's like a box of chocolates it's shit if you have diabetes

What did the over confident jack-ass say to the hot girl, You'll do.

What did the 14 year old girl get on her birthday? A cake that read, "You're adopted"!

How many ADD kids does it take to screw...

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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