- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

HURT

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

You're tall.

seek beauty

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Someone born in the 1970s feeling self-righteous about defending the victims.

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

Why couldn't Jimmy's bedroom door close? Because it had a tree blocking it.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

Why did the blond girl walk into the street pole? Because she wasn't paying attention.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

A horse walks into a bar. The waiter asks: 'Why the long face?' The horse, not understanding English, takes a crap on the floor and walks out.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

Whats worse than one dead guy? 2 dead guys

you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get him a ladder and help him down.

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