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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 5 black people being killed in a car crash? A terrible incident

If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

whats the diffrence between madeline macan and a submarine? there isnt one there both at the bottom of the sea and full of seaman

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive a train? Because she was blind, deaf, and most likely uneducated in the field of train conduction.

1 + 1 = 2 If it was equal to 11 the problem would be impossible

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja

a guy walked into a bar, ordered a drink, sipped it slowly thinking of his waisted youth. then he finished his drink and went home to his wife of 34 years

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What's worse than swing a dead baby by a rope? Stopping it with a shovel.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Yes.

Whats worse than losing your entire family in a car accident? Luikimia

Timmy's mom is an alcoholic. His dog is asleep in the backyard. Timmy asks his mother, "Why is our dog sleeping?" His mother replies, "It's not sleeping, its dead."

Math mean: mental, abuse, to, human

What do a Siamese cat and a birch tree have in common? Both exist.

Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

Q. How many blonds do you know? A. I don't know any blonds, but are you perhaps talking about blondes? Because if so, I still don't know any.

why'd the chicken cross the road It didn't, it was safely placed inside a chook house

Why did the Christian man dislike gays? Because Christianity views being gay as a sin, and as a follower of the religion he decided he did not like gays.

what happened to the girl that didn't forward the threatening chain text to ten people? nothing.

what do you call a man with no arms or legs jetskiiing? I don't know but it seems a highly improbably situation.

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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