- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

What did a lot of money say? I FEEL LIKE A MILLION BUCKS!!!!!

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Someone threw a fridge at her

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? The extinction of the human species.

Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

How do you make Bill Gates poor? You take all of his money

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

Women's rights

what do a toothbrush and an ice maker have in common? ....They're both in your house.

Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

How did Bella fly? Very badly.

Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? 9/11

What did the penis say to the vagina during intercourse? It didnt say anything, the male said to the female "i like pickles."

What can hitler cook well Steak

A black man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "We don't serve you kind here." The black man says, "Is it because I'm black?" The bartender replies, "Yes."

what did the policeman say to an armed robber? you can go, as long as you don't hurt my doughnuts

Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

What's worse than a crying baby on a trans-Atlantic flight? A hungry lion on a trans-Atlantic flight.

What did the black guy say to the Jewish guy when it began to rain? It's raining.

What do you call an arabic man who sells bombs for a living? A business man.

What's the best thing about the Pixies? Their music.

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