What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

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What do you say to a cashier? How much is it?

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Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

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i know you talk the talk but can you talk the talk

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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What has got 56 eyes, 1 leg and 3 arms ? I don't know but that's right behind you.

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What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He died of alcohol poisoning that day

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Why did the man cross the road? To get to the homeless shelter.

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theres no I in Intelligence a.w. j.p.

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A guy thought it could be funny to write a joke that is not and post it on a social network. And did it

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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A man felt a pain in his stomach. He went to the doctor.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he was told he would never find a wife

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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Ok so, we have bread , tofu, coolwhip

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big fat hairy gigantic enourmous erectionn CC

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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Holocaust jokes aren't funny. Anne Frankly, I do not stand for them.

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Roses are Green Violets are Black Everything's different since I took crack

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roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

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A cat walks into a bar. She belongs to the owner, so he gives her a saucer of milk.

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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