What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

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What's worse than reading a bad joke Realizing it's yours.

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Why did you step on my watermelon?

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What do you get if you cross an angle with an antelope? An anglelope.

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Q. How does Michael Jackson pick his nose? A. From a catalogue.

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A blond went to a barber to get her hair cut. She had her ear phones in and tolled the barber not to take her ear phones out at all. So the barber was swiching her ear phones to cut her hair then she fell asleep so the barber took both of her ear phones off for a minute and then she died

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an dislexik nam rwote hits

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roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

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Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

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four blondes where on their way to disneyworld they see a sign that say disneyworld:left so they turn around wondering where disneyworld went

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(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

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A man walks into the doctor's office for an appointment. The doctor performs the usual examinations, before asking the man to turn his head and cough. As is standard, he feels the man's genitals to check for irregularities. The man jokes, "Say doc, couldn't you at least ask me to dinner first?" The doctor replies, "You have testicular cancer." He died a month later.

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So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

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Holocaust jokes are not funny. And I don't see the humor behind them.

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Why did Colussi miss school for 2 years? -Because he died

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? The light was red, which prompted the chicken to cross safely.

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What do you call a black guy who works at McDonald's? A worker, you racist piece of shit!

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Whats the difference between a falcon and a deer? both live in water, except for the falcon... oh, and the deer.

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what porn does a nugget watch nugget porn.

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why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

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Gandalf and Dumbledore had a son, her name wasn't.

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Six hats walk out of a garden. When mustard offal fruit paps.

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How come the bartender didnt let the black guys in the bar Because the bar was closed.noone was aloud in the bar

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Wanna hear a dead baby joke? Brittany Spears is pregnant

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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