what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

knock knock whose there? my penis.

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

roses are red violets are blue me + you =the perfect 2

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

Why are black men's genitals larger than white men's genitals. Black men's genitals are made up of more skin cells.

What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

Q: What do you call 500 lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A: A Good Start.

Why was the women's underwear red?... Because she got stabbed.

What's worse than being a Jew in the Holocaust? Nothing.

I put my baby in a microwave.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Roses are red Violets are blue I've tested positive for herpes We probably shouldn't have intercourse

Why did the little boy fall out the window? A child molester pushed him.

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

Bob: Whats the difference between a fish and a microwave? Steve: I don't know Bob: Daaaamn your dumb!

How did the Nazis torture someone? They inserted a glass tube in the penis and flicked the end so that it shattered.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse says "my wife has cancer"

What are you getting for Christmas? Wasted.

A man buys cocaine from a shady dealer in an alley. He then goes home and experiments with it and other chemicals, and later on invents Coca Cola

Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

White men's rights

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur? Nothing, it's still a dinosaur! Her sexual orientation is regardless. ~kyle hudson

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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