- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to the child with bruises on his arms? Stop hitting yourself.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

I'm not wearing underwear. Why? Because I have built in underwear. :)

A man wearing a 'What Would Jesus Do' bracelet and a livestrong bracelet goes up to a blind kid and rubs his eyes and the kid can see. The kid was was not used to the bright lights and wandered into traffic, was hit by a car and killed instantly.

There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

your friend is gay, but you are not. nothing happens

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know ask a second grader.

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Where are you going Your house

What's the difference between an American and a Russian? One's American and one's Russian.

Why did Lisa spill her drink? Her plane crashed.

There are two kinds of people in this world: those that finish their sentences

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

2 squirrels with 2 massive boners and 1 little boner.

what did the chinese man say to the convicts at the side of the road? so long gay boys what did the convicts do to the chinese man? nothing he was in a car

What do you call a black stormtrooper. What ever his name happens to be.

What do you call an elephant and a rhino mixed? Ahellifiknow.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

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