- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? A: Where's my tractor?

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

Your momma's so fat that she contracted type 2 diabetes and died at a young age because obesity is a huge problem in America.

Whats brown and sticky? A Stick.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

How do you survive a tornado? You dont.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? The one at the bottom is alive. What's worse than that? He's eating his way out. What's worse than that? He came back for seconds.

Why couldn't the black guy vote? He was only 17.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did Madona rub shit on her vagina? Because she was horny.

You know what's funny? Rape

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What happened to the vegetarian when he tried outdoor survival He died due to lack of energy because of his refusal to eat meat and or any living substance

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

What did one new born baby say to the other new born baby.? Babies don't have teeth therefore they are unable to talk.

Why couldn't the little boy open his bedroom door? He was dead.

What was Jenna's favourite ice cream flavour? Keyword; was, she's dead now

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