- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a plane crashes on the boarder of america and mexico where do you bury the survivors. you dont bury the surviors

seek beauty

How many chickens does it take to cross the road? It only takes 1 chicken to cross the road. You don't need a lot.

HURT

a kid was running across the street. he just got hit by a truck

If Sally has 4 apples and Dan has 3 apples, how many apples do they have together? Red, because ducks have 2 legs.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

What's worse than finding a snake in your apple? Finding a snake in your apple

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

Why did the blonde kid that was really gay He got a bad case of HIV

You're tall.

Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

An SQL query walks into a bar, sees two tables and asks if it can join them.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

Knock-Knock Come in! ...

What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

a blond and a brunet jump of a bridge who hits the ground first ....... the brunet because the blond has to ask for directions

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I suck at poems, wanna f***.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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