Why did the elephant cross the road? To run away from the angry chicken who was mad that he was slacking off work.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

Did you know Helen Keller had a swing set in her backyard? Neither did she.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? Max

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

how do you poke a chinese person in the eye? with a credit card!

Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

How do you kill a politician? You set him on fire and stab him in the back 20 times.

What do you get when you cross a RPG with a cell phone? A microwave

Q: Why did the blonde stare at the can of frozen orange juice for two hours? A: Because she was dead.

Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is to sparsely populated and not economically viable.

What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Intercourse.

Why didn't the ice cream cross the road? ??(?/?) ?. (KOREAN)

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar and the bartender says, " OH MY GOD! YOU CAN WALK?!?!"

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

I remember in the 80's it felt like Bill Cosby was being shoved down my throat. He was always on TV with his show and those Jello commercials.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey

Q:What do you do when you see a talking raccoon A:Quit the LSD

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

What did the man say to his father? You are not my mom.....

Anti Joke

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