. HAHAHAHA I have control of you I don't enjoy that picture.

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Man walks into an apple store. Shortly after he leaves with a fully charged phone.

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There was 3 Men. Who had crashed their car on there way back from the Bar, All 3 of them died. Once they got to heaven, Jesus told him " The better in life you were with relationships,and staying true with one love- The better Transportation you get." Guy one got a Scooter. Guy two got a bike. And Guy 3 got a Mustang. One day, Guy 1 and 2 were on their bike and scooter. And they see Guy 3 upset. "Whats wrong? You got the best transporation in heaven!!" Guy 3 looks up at guy 1 and 2, Then says " I know I do..... But, I just seen my wife on a Skateboard."

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Why did a blond killed herself? She couldnt find a corner in a round room.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown who the hell took a shit in my garden?

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What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

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Why did the girl fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms

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Q: How do you measure a ruler A: You don't.

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What if algebra teachers were actually pirates, and they're making us find the X so they can search for buried treasure?

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What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

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A deaf man is listening to the radio. Think about it.

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how did the family die? They were shot in the head.

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Once their was an ugly barnacle. He was sooooo ugly that everyone died! The end. :D

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Gullible is not in the dictionary Yes it is

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what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

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Fine, start by proving to me that you can be a reasonable human being, and I will meet you myself, I have too many of those that rely on my guidance and protection in order for me to send myself off to some suicide mission. Say, are you familiar with the Antony Stark method?

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Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

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a black guy walks into a park with a group of five other black guys. they then proceed to have a nice picnik and play frisbee with a little white boy.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, and they don't have to be blonde, anyone can screw in a light bulb.

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Why was the white man's baby black? The mother was black.

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

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A skeleton walks into a bar, asks for a mug of beer and a washcloth.

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Why did the man die after getting his picture taken The camera was a gun

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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