- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

There were three elephants in a bathtub. One said, "Pass me the soap." The other one said, "What do you think I am? A Radio???"

Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

Are you 9/11 because i would like you to destroy my tower.

How many fish fingers does it take to change a lightbulb? Five.

A man walks into an illegal brothel. He is a cop. He takes them back to the police station and questions them in a completely asexual manner.

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage?

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the horse say to the farmer who tried to feed him hay soup? I don't like that.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Brians mother always told him to reach for the stars. He died the next morning.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

whats red, sits in a corner and is slowly getting smaller and smaller baby with a cheese grater whats green and sits motionless in the corner same baby 2 weeks later

Why doesn't a duck's quack echo? Evolution.

what did the hobo as the other hobo? do u have any cheese?

I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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