- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

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How do you unload a truck full of dead babies? With a pitch fork.

Me and my family won courtside tickets to the World Finals basketball game! ...WNBA...

Why did the man fall off his bike? Because he wasn't on a bike.

What is funnier than an anti-joke? My SAT scores.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? Depending on the size of the car, you should be able to safely fit somewhere between 2 and 8.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? I am pregnant.

What do a squirrel and a cigarette have in common? -They are both perfectly harmless until you stick them in your mouth and light them on fire.

Why couldnt the old man ski? There was no snow.

Whats long and hard? a baseball bat

What did the little boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Last year my wife ran away with my best friend. I really miss him.

Why didn't Jesus like Pizza? Because Pizza doesn't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

a guy went to a bar and ordered a molotov cocktail. he died.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

your momma's so fat that she weighs a lot

what happend when 3 white guys and 3 black guys try out for a basketball team? They all made it because you need 5 people on the team and it is good to have an extra person on the team in case some one gets hurt, fouled out, late for the game or dies.

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whats yellow after cani...nathan

what do u call blue fluff? blue fluff

Sometimes I don't make sense, but when I do, I don't

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