A duck walks into a bar. He sees Khloe Kardashian sitting on a barstool. The duck runs out of the bar screaming.

Do you also think Daffy Duck is really attractive when he dresses up like a woman? Yeah, me neither...

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

are u black unlucky

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

Wizard: If you could get any one thing in the world, what would it be son? Son: Another father that grants more wishes.

once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she is dead. Dead people can't drive.

knock knock whos there? yo mama yo mama who? yo mamas mama!!

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and an astronaut? One walks on the moon and the other has sex with little boys.

- Knock knock - Who's th.....AIDS

HEY.... HEY YOU..... YEA YOU! IM TALKING TO YOU!!! yolo

Whats long and hard and women like to suck on them? A popsicle or long lollipop

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

what did one waiter say to the other? were waiters.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken -A black guy being black

How do you make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face!

nock nock who's there is me u idiot we aranged this yesterday

What starts with the letter P and ends with O-R-N? Popcorn

What's the difference between a Obama and a drug-dealer? Obama is the president and a drug-dealer has lost his life to the awful streets.

What do you call a man with no penis? WOahMan! O_o

Ps: Its "Cain" again, just for matters of security here, how did he install power wires under the basement? How are you even able to use your computer over there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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