- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't the mexican have a job? because he was working on his masters degree

Roses are red, Violets are violet.

Yo mama so fat, she gonna die soon.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

Why did the chicken cross the road? 7 ate 9!

Why did'nt the puppy eat it's food? Because it was made up of little bits and peices of it's family.

A stranger pulls up next to a little boy walking home from school. The stranger offers the boy a ride home. The boy says yes, gets in the car, and is driven home as promised

What did the Liver say to the Heart? Nothing, Organs can't talk

What is blue and angry? Mr Johnston wearing his green dress. I'm colour blind but he came round to my way of thinking in the end.

So a guy walks into a bar and says, "I can hold a spoon in between my butt-cheeks." Jillian Michaels asked him if that will help him lose weight.

Q: You and a thousand other people are suddenly bursting in flames at a park, there is a big barrel of water just a few steps away from you, what do you do in order to save the people that truly matter? A: Stop drop and roll, duh!

What do you say to a womam with two black eyes? Nothing, she's already been told twice.

Q: Why is it so that antijokes often give you a funny answer? A:.... hayroll crickets Moral: Im the MoranautBitch!

Why did Sally dance and record it on Vine? She did it for the Vine

I have a joke that involves a duck. Can you guess what it is? If not, then.......uh...........sorry.

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what do you call lots of jews on a train? Call them what you want they aren't coming back!

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

whats black? the colour

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

Your mother is so white that when she dances, she is off beat a little bit.

A blind duck walks under a coffee table. Luckily, it was shorter that the table, walked underneath, and continued unharmed. Then it was eaten by a cat it couldn't see.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

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