What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

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roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

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How many blondes does it take to skrew in a lightbulb? Usually just one.

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Is your refrigerator running? No.

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

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What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

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Why doesn't a chicken wear pants? Because, there are no tailors in the area who make pants suitable for chickens to wear.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

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What do you call Helena… A Shady palm tree

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Q-Jetski A-How is olive oil made?

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Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

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What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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What happens when an Asian with a boner walks into a wall? He breaks his nose

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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What's worse than missing your flight? Realizing that everyone who got on it died from a bomb

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What happened when the boy fell off of the bridge? He died

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How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

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Don't you hate it when someone starts a sentence and doesnt fi...

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How many republicans does it take to change a lightbulb? CHANGE?????

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what do abortion and a coat hanger have in common? they both contain 4 vowels

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A sober Amy Winehouse

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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