A man walks into a bar. A few hours later he walks out.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

Wha do you call a couple with aids? 2 pepole who need immediate health treatment.

whats the worst part about being a black jew your black and jewish

i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

WHYS S AFRAID OF B CAUSE OF SBB

Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

roses are blue violetrs are green im shooting heroine into my head

Roses are red Violets are victorious 2 in a chamber Mr pistorius

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could DO YO MOMM!!!

This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

A horse walks into a bar. The barman says 'Why the long face?' The horse replies 'I've got AIDS.'

Brian: Have you seen my slippers? Louise: What the hell are you doing in myhouse? Help ! Police! Brian: You have amnesia like in that film 50 first dates Louise: What film? I don't remember that Brian: Exactly

Why did they bury the firefighter behind the hill? Because he was dead.

What do you call a dinosaur that doesn't lay eggs? A male dinosaur

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

okay so theres this guy.

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Q: What do yoiuo call an Italian butler? A: Vinny

What did the T-REX say to the Yettie? This is a highly improbable situation, therefore there is no need for an answer.

What do you call your mom after she brings a guy home from a bar? A very caring woman because she doesn't want him driving drunk.

How do I make my penis 12 inches? Tug on it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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