If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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Why can't kids do drugs in school? Because it's against the rules.

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Whats the difference between males and females? fe

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Connor is homosexuaI

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't

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Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

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ill have a no.9 a n.9 large

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One fish... Two fish... Red fish... I have AIDs

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Why did the chicken cross the street? I don't know really

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Whats funnier than 24 ? 25

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Who is John Galt?

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Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

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******************************************************** Okay, so there were two muffins in the oven. One muffin said, "Oh my gosh! We're gonna die!" The other muffin said, "Whoa a talking muffin!" **********************************************************

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What does the thirsty butcher drink? Chocolate milk. Because he can.

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Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

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Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

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What is brown and sticky? A Stick

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A casual web surfer logs onto a website and reads half a joke.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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How do u know the difference between a adam and rappers you dont they r the same

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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