Man is even more eager to copulate than a donkey – his purse is what restrains him

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After tesco's horse burgers, what's next? My lidl pony

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A man gets kicked in the testicles... Ow

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What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

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What did Tom get for Christmas? Gloves, but Tom had no arms.

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A women frantically calls the doctor and says, " Doctor, doctor, give me the news! I have a bad case of loving you."

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Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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This is an anti-joke.

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thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

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What's black and white and red all over? A nun that was stabbed to death.

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who can be more evil than the person who hit my nuts. Adolf Hitler.

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You're so black that other black people make fun of how black you are.

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A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit and. the bear eats the rabbit in a whole bite without chewing...end of story...the end

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what's the difference between a jew and a pizza? a jew is a member of a religion called Judaism, they're generally tall and have curly hair, however not in all situations is this true. They celebrate Chanukah and passover and many other holidays. Pizza is an italian dish, it's round, has red sauce and cheese on it and is pretty tasty.

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Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

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A man calls his 23 year old nephew on a Saturday night. He's calling him, in order to apologise for molesting him when he was younger. As he could no longer live with the guilt and shame. They both start to cry on the phone. The nephew hangs up " I can't do this.." The man receives an email from his boss, saying " Lisa told me she's still waiting for your analysis on the new federal cuts and how they're going to affect us. Please send them asap."

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Ammy Winehouse walks into a bar Don't you said we should stop jocking about dead people ?

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I can vote and I am equal to males in the work enviornment. That's what she said.

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What did the taxi driver say to the chicken when the chicken called a cab? "aren't you supposed to be crossing a road somewhere?" Little did the taxi driver know that the chickens license was taken away for multiple DUIs because when his wife left him he became an alcoholic mess, lost his job and became depressed. But when he called the taxi, he was on his way to a job interview. Since he never made it to his job interview he soon went broke and lost his home. Having hit rock bottom, the chicken unawarely started to cross a busy road and was ran over by that same taxi driver.

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What did the boy reading a book do?  Well, studies show that reading connects the synapses in the human brain, thus, making said boy reading the book a tad bit smarter.

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Why was Timmy crying? because his impaled his dog while in a drunken rage

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have you seen hellen kellers new treehouse? no well neither has she

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Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

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What is worse-losing your phone or failing school? Apartheid

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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