Q: Why did Hitler Kill himself? A: Because his wife couldn't match the pleasure of his massive Nazi Orgies

Why don't Vikings read the New York Times? Because they all died centuries ago. And none of them live in New York.

Dear Rubix Cube, DONE!! Sincerely, Colorblind

what is the best way to start a car? put in the key and turn it.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

Why did the Negro say no to the Aryan? It doesnt matter what he said! thats racist!

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? Using teamwork and coordination, each can place one foot on the seat of the stool, and using each other for balance and support, they can all stand on the stool. The fact that they are gay is prevalent.

What do you call a black prostetut with braces. A black and decker pecker wrecker

a dyslexic man walks into a bra and realizes he is quite lucky as another man walks into a large steel pole

Jews

What do a plum and an elephant have in common? They're both gray, except for the plum

Ask me if I am a Truck Are You a Truck No

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

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What is a dog's favorite color? Dogs are colorblind and can not see colors.

What do you call a black baby? A nigglet

why did suzie fall off the swing? because she had no arms.. knock, knock who's there? not suzie

Logan's gay

This is a joke.

Joe: Hey, why are your counters all red and your blender looks broken? Me: The same reason why Mrs. Johnson's baby is missing. ajl

There is a black guy a white guy and a Mexican, whose driving. The other black guy.

What's worse than an asian driver? A blindfolded asian driver.

Why is Skrillex bad at fishing? Because he always increases the treble input in his songs, and he doesnt have a rod.

person 1:hello person 2:hello person 1:do you want to hear a joke ? person 2:yes person 1:good bye person 2:good bye

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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