Hmmm, how would Sherlock Holmes solve a crime?... Oh wait. He doesn't exist.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

Why does the cow have spots? Because it was born that way

Your mother is so morbidly obese that she greatly exceeds the necessary recommended serving sizes of each meal.

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you.

Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

What happens when you stick your hand down the jelly bean jar? The black one steals your watch.

whts worse than finding a worm in your apple? butt sex with the devil

Liverpool City Football Club

Did you know? that if you were to stretch out all your organs to see how far theyd stretch? youd die.

What's black, white, and red all over? Road Kill Penguins.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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