I'm on the seafood diet. I eat clams and shrimp because it is healthy for me.

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The asian parent's look at their child and say in an angry voice. "Y U NO DOCTOR." The kid was amazed how uneducated they were in english after living in america for 10 years.

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Q: What do you say when you see your T.V. floating at night? A: That's so frickin awesome

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Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

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Knock knock Who's there? Benjamin Benjamin who? Benjamin Dover Ben! I'm so glad you're home the kids have missed you so much!

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How did the black kid pass his exam? He studied.

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What word starts with "f" and ends with "uck"? Firetruck!

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69 :) 3====D:). [{}]:)

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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COME HERE, POTTER!!!! NOW!!! Instead of agreeing to approach the source of the rather hostile summoning, Potter decided to sit down and eat a healthy vegetarian lunch of sausages and chips.

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Q: Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? A: Because she was a woman.

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What does it mean if your born on opposite day? you have sids

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dead dibbs

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Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

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If boobs are round. And so are balls. Then i just cant figure out why the sky is blue?

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A man dies on the operating table and finds himself in front of the Pearly Gates. St Peter looks at him and says " You are having a hallucination" and then he was resuscitated and became an atheist.

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What did the homeless man say to his family? Nothing. His family left him after he lost his job.

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Are you antijoke.com. Because you are a faggot.

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What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

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Roses are red Violets are actually purple You should probably see an eye doctor.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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How scoops of ice cream does a n*gger get? 0.

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Why did the man put his money in the freezer? Perhaps he didn't believe in banks.

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