- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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They didn't stop pulling my hair i didn't stop pulling the trigger

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

How do you find your way out of the impossible maze? You don't.

Taxes are like prostitutes. The higher your salary, the more you pay.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

What do you get when you cross a rabbit and a pair of scissors? Nothing. That's not possible with current technology.

What are the differences between a black man and a park bench? One's a chair and ones a person.

A Black man walks into the Dentist's office, because he cares about his hygiene.

Got Milk? Why yes! Yes I do!

Roses are blue Violets are red I got this backwards Carpets are nice

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself pink and throw green banana at her.

How do you make a fake baby cry -Put batteries in it. How do you make a real baby cry? -Put batteries in it.

What happens when you shoot Chuck Norris? You go to jail.

what did one tornado say to the other? im dizzy

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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