I have your mom in bed just kidding, i killed her Then barried her

thumb_up thumb_down -41

And so he penguin said, The is my most casual outfit!" HAAAW

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What do you call a white guy in a joke? The first joke to specify one of the people in the joke as one with Caucasian origin.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

Forward this anti-joke to at least 15 people And absolutely nothing extraordinary will happen in the next 10 minutes.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What do you call a belt made of watches? A waist of time

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What do you call a black man with a club? Tiger woods.

thumb_up thumb_down -41

What do an eagle and a mole have in common? They both fly, except for the mole.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Humpty the extreme sized grenade fell off the wall. The universe is now in little pathetic bits.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Boy: Why'd the chicken cross the road Mom: I don't know go ask the chicken

thumb_up thumb_down -43

What is 9 inches long, the same colour as my skin, and makes my girlfriend gag when I shove it down her throat? Her Miscarriage.

thumb_up thumb_down -43

Why did the pig jump over the farmer? Because he's a stupid idiot.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Someone else's cheese.

thumb_up thumb_down -47

A jew walks into a bar and asked for 5 shots the bartender replies to him "did you and your wife have a fight" "yeah now shes atheist"

thumb_up thumb_down -49

wake n shake = wake up and masterbate to a picture of drew e mom o.O

thumb_up thumb_down -49

what smells like tuna? my underwear

thumb_up thumb_down -53

How do you make someone stop talking? Shove a rock down their throat.

thumb_up thumb_down -53

How do you catch a Jew? Just give him a little shower ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -55

Why did the mokey board the westbound train? I said gray umbrella noodle head!

thumb_up thumb_down -61

I walked across a lake once. Someone said "JESUS CHRIST!" to which I replied with "YES?"

thumb_up thumb_down -63

What's green, has 4 legs and can kill you if lands on your head? a pool table.

thumb_up thumb_down -71

tomatoe tomato my toe is named tom

thumb_up thumb_down +52

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a tomato.

thumb_up thumb_down +46

how many jews can you fit into a car 5, two in the front three in the back

thumb_up thumb_down +44

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops