- Anti Joke

i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Chris Bosh's neck

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Nice belt.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Chris Bosh's neck

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

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i'm not random but cheese does get a bit purple if you leave it in your laptop then the battery dies and the sun expands and kills every dodo alive even though they're extinct but that not the point

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

Nice belt.

what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

What would Marylin Monroe be doing right now if she was alive? Clawing her way out of her coffin.

Knock knock? Who's there? Interupting Doctor? Interupting Doc... You have cancer

It's all fun and games until you stop having fun

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Chris Bosh's neck

yo momma is so fat that she got diabetes and lost her legs

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why didnt Jimmy go to school on Thursday? Jimmy is a vegetarian!

if john has 400 cookies and eats 300 what does he have left? diabetes

What does it mean when your dog goes to the bathroom on your floor? He hasn't been very well potty trained By: robobob123

Why couldn't Timmy go to the bathroom? He was constipated.

*Knock, Knock* Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

What do you do if life gives you lemons? Whoa... where did these lemons come from?

Why did James drop his ice-cream? He was mourning the loss of his mother to terminal illness so he threw himself in front of a train.

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What did the dinosaur say to the koala? Nothing because the dinosaur is extinct and both of which cannot talk.

What's worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in two dumpsters

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??

Knock, Knock Who's there? George. George who? George Ronald.