- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you make an ugly person not ugly? Put a bag over their head. With,, a smiley face.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A bug in your nut.

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

roses are red violets are blue if i had a gun i would shoot you

I'm a poet and I didn't even realize I was one

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

what did the boy say when his friend was having a panic attack? "don't panic!" rather earnestly in the hope that his friend's breathing returned to normal as panic attacks can be very uncomfortable and place too great a strain upon the cardio and respiratory functions.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

:Knock Knock :Don't be stupid there's no door here.

"hey woody can i ask you a question" "sure buzz" "why is it your name is woody but they use me as a vibrator"

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

it's funny because it's funny

Why do firemen wear red suspenders? To keep their pants up.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

What does a tomato and a human have in common? They both spray red liquid when stabbed repeatedly

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

Why did the toddler fall in the pool? He was irresponsibly left unattended outside and tripped on the edge of the pool. He died within two minutes and his parents were blamed for his death.

What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

Roses are red, violets are blue. Your definitely a virgin, too bad your mom isn't too.

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