What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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What's the first thing that goes through a persons mind when they get shot in the head. The bullet.

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What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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What do mermaids wear? Nothing. Mermaids don't exist

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why did the chicken cross the road? to commit suicide.

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What do you get when you put a goat and an owl together? A goat and an owl

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What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a shiny new Cadillac? I don't have a shiny new Cadillac in my garage.

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What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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Guy 1: Hey look under there Guy 2: Under what inanimate object that is physically visible and made up of atoms

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why did billy fall down? Because he is mentaly retarted and was just plain stupid.

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What happens if you type "Michael Jackson" divided by "Friends" on a calculator? DIVIDE BY 0 ERROR.

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A blind man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at the man for a moment, then asks : - Excuse me, sir. Are you blind ? And the blind man says : - Yes.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Q: Whats horny and likes your leg? A: My dog.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

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why did the couple sell their house? their children were all raped and then murdered in it and they cant stand the memories

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why did the girl fall down someone threw four monkeys and a refrigerator at her

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Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

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Why was Timmy's hair shaved? He had cancer and was going though Chemo.

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What do the angels say when god sneezes? Chuck bless you

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If Jimmy had 5 apples and his brother had 5 apples then their father would have been married to their mother before they were born.

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What is the differnece between the chair and the pot? You can't cook in the chair.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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