- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Since when is it any of your business? Cant we live in a world where chickens can cross the road freely without having there motives questioned?

What happened after September 11, 2001? September 12, 2001

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

What do you call a fat guy? A fatas mothafcka

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Nothing. The lawyer is sterile and can never have children.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

Two latino men are drinking at a bar. Suddenly, one man falls off his barstool, unconscious. Later that day, he was diagnosed with pancreatitis, and died never having dealt with his severe alcoholism.

So, there's three blondes. Two of them walk into a bar. The third one missed it.

Why did the sailor fall off the boat? Because vampires arent real.

Birdie Birdie in the Sky, Left a message in my eye ... So I shot the little bitch

What's black, white, and can't turn around in a phone booth? A nun with a javelin through her chest.

What the difference between a duck? One of the legs is both the same.

What is Dora the Explorer's favorite food? Pussy.

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

Roses are red, violets are blue if God makes us beautiful, Who made you?

Did you hear the one about the bus driver? Me neither

I was reading a book about antigravity, but I put it down because it was boring.

Which way do 4 gay guys walk South then past the milkbar then around the corner

Whats sad about 6 mexicans driving off a cliff in an escalade? An escalade sits 7 people.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

Q. Whats Red and yellow and has braces? A.Pierre-Louis

Women's rights

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

The new Minons film reminds me of most foreign films.. You can't undertand a fucking word they say and they're all yellow

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