- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If life gives you lemons, throw them at people.

A black guy and a Mexican are in a car, who is driving? They take turns due to the fact it is a long trip.

What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A black man and a white man get married... Trick question, since gay marriage is illegal in the United States, the men did not get married, and they later both died alone.

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

What would kill a Muslim if they were to ingest it? Arsenic

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

Why did the man stop playing his computer game? The SWAT busted down his door and quickly pinned him down and arrested him for the murder of 7 families, he was charged for life in prison.

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber's talent.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

Who's blind but can see, deaf but can hear, and dumb yet can solve the most complex mathematical equations? Helen Keller-Norris

Why did the girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

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What's up? Well it all depends on your current position, if you are in the center of the Earth then everything would be up. In space there is no gravity so nothing is up. If you don't understand this the sky is up.

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

Wanna hear a dirty joke? A pig fell in the mud.

Why is Bruce Wayne named Batman and Tim Drake named Robin? They wanted to hunt bats and robins whenever someone does something bad.

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