- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Friends are a lot like trees They fall down when you hit them multiple times with an axe

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

what did the dog say to the retarded black guy ? bark

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme, Some don't.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

a cat walks into a bar and orders a bowl of milk. the cat is then escorted out of the bar because a cat in a bar is unsanitary. and they do not serve milk.

Why was the cat in the bag? Because it's owner was abusive and put it in there.

- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

How did my grand parents go about surviving the holocaust? Well, for starters, they weren't Jewish, they never lived in Germany, and to be honest, my grandparents probably would have supported the Nazi's because they are right wing pricks

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

Knock Knock Whos there? John John Who Tic Tic BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMM

Why did the water in the lake disappear? There was a toilet at the bottom.

A man walks into a bar and the barenter says, "What'll it be?" The man says, "I'll take a Bud Light."

What did the mother say to her color blind son when he was about to take his first car ride alone after he got his license? Good luck

What do you give a sick bird? Tweetment.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

Why couldn't the little boy see? His eyes were closed.

Why couldnt jim jump rope? His feet were nailed to the ground.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

A blonde, brunette and redhead are walking in the forest when they come across a set of tracks. The brunette says, "Those are dear tracks." The redhead says, "Those are elk tracks." The blonde says, "Those are moose tracks." They are then hit by bus.

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