- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The power of Mindfuck: What if you can only walk left when you are right? And if you can walk right when you are the only one left? What is left when everything is right? Moral: Create a right world by taking the left road? YOU PIECE OF FILTH!

interviewer: young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work? Young man: I ought to be able to. I’ve had 12 different jobs in 4 months.

Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

Knock Knock Who's there A girl scout want to buy some cookies to raise money for my cardiac surgery?

CHAD'S A FAG!!!

whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

Roses are red Violets are blue I can't rhyme The end

Why did little nancy call the police? Because her dad beats her toaster up.

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot.

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

- What would you say if you'll see a Mexican eating hamburger in fast-food restaurant? - Enjoy your meal.

Knock knock Who's There? Woo? Woo who? Stop celebrating and let me in.

What's the most confusing day in the ghetto? Fathers day.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

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