A dyslexic man walked into a bra.

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why was smokey bear sad? he got cancer from smokeing

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: You were adopted.

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This is an anti-joke.

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roses are red violets are blue do i care? no.

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women's rights

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"knock knock" "who's there" "I dont know, check the door"

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Why did the bugger cross the rode? He was tired of getting picked on

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what does mandy enjoy on weekends a load of cum in her face

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Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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knock knock, whos there, isaac touch my titty

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Where does the Queen of England live? England.

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What did the White guy say to the balck guy? "How are you?"

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if your in a wheelchair have no hair because of cancer and are being fed through a tube you should wait a couple of years before ending it. and wrinkles into the equation....... BANG

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Why didn't suzzana go to school on Monday?? Because it was Sunday...I lied about it being monday

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What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

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What's worst than the holocaust? Coming home and having your parents say " we received an email from your teacher today"

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2 guys walk into a bar the first gys says id like a beer the second guy says me to

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My name is me I like fired chicken!

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man: im hungry can i have a sandwich wife: go make one man: then what are you gonna do

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A Mexican man walks into a bar, the bartender asks "haven't you got a damaged liver?" The Mexican replies "haven't you got a job to do?" The Mexican died 2 seconds later

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How do you know when some one is a complete dick? When they hit the prestige buttom in Black Ops when your taking a dump. N.P.P.

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roses are red violets are blue holy sh*t slendermans behind you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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