(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

Why'd the clown fall out of the tree? it died. Why'd the cat fall out of the tree? it died Why'd the chicken fall out of the tree? it was stapled to the clown

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

So one time there was this woman learning...

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

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Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, That's okay, I'm not colourblind.

What is the best part about having sex with tweny-six year olds. There are twenty of them. ap~pac

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What do you call a Mexican without any arms or legs? A bean.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

A man walks down the street past a flamboyant homosexual male and kills him in a hate crime. This homosexual was Dylan Glogowski

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What did the Icelandic man say to the Norwegian man? Vishtok yerder poten hash vil narsh varden.

An Englishman walks into a bar.

I'm dressing up as a shia for halloween

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Guess what? What? You guessed correctly.

What did the fish say to the human ? He didn't say anything fish can't speak.

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