- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Women, "Did just pinch my ass!?" Man, "Yes." Women, "Oh, alright then."

What does a female Nazi call a tampon? A twatskika.

Why was the mime crying? Her husband died.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, He gave me AIDS, And I gave them to you!

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

What is worse than being lost in the supermarket? Being lost in space.

KNOCK KNOCK who's there? OUCH! what's your door knob made of? nails?

A man walks into a bar, politely orders one drink, sips it while having social conversations with his peers, pays his tab, and goes to take the bus home. I can respect that.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

What'd the black woman say when she met her husband's white mistress? Hello, nice to meet you.

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Why did the chicken cross the road? He has to on his commute to work. He is a taxpaying citizen who does his 8-5 job to try and cut out a decent living for his wife and kids, so stop questioning the route that he takes to get to work.

jingle bells jingle bells,, bells were jingled!

Why did the city disappear? Someone nuked it

There's a god, just kidding.

A man walks to a bar and sees a very hot blonde sitting across the room. Turns out it was actually a blonde man and they both had a wonderful night because they were both homosexual.

why did joe drop his clock? billy ran into him, therfore making the clock wobble in his hand until it fell at 34 mph.

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

So there is two clowns. Pickle and Jim. If you were asked who was funnier, you would probably say pickle. Well you would be wrong. It's Jim.

What did the boy say to the girl seductively eating a banana? A: bananas are my favorite fruit

How do you torture helen keller? Waterboard her.

How to apply total justice 1: Kill all humans! Moral: "Why do I have to die while he gets to live? Nobody gets to live? Sounds fair and just to me!"

Why did the girl fall off the swingset? Because she got hit by a refridgerator.

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