- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so ugly that nobody wants to date her because she is hideous.

what do fish smoke? sea weed

im saul and i love cock

What did the army guy say when he lost his gun. Wheres my gun.

There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Why do elephants paint there feet yellow? so they can hide in mustard bottles. Have you ever seen an elephant in a mustard bottle? exactly

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was a socially responsible chicken and his family was on the other side and every day walks his ass across the street to go to work to provide for his family, unlike your dead-beat ass.

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what's white, got three legs and you wouldn't expect to find in the rainforest? A fridge on a stool

How does it change many dyslexics take to a lightbulb.

What's Kanye West's main goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

the reason why waldo is hiding from chuck norris is because they are playing hide and seek.

Why did the woman have an abortion? Because she was raped at the age of 17.

Why did the duck cross the road? Because there was a gunman on the same side of the path and it would most likely be safer to avoid making eye contact

Kim Jong Un thinks that he is in shape. And when you think about it, he's right. Round is a shape.

Where did Suzy go after the explosion? - Everywhere.

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