- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

i committed murder

what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

Jhon is riding his wheelchair, but can't get up the driveway. Lucky a stranger passes by. Jhon: Can you help me please sir? Stranger: No

How do you confuse a blonde? I guess the same way you confuse someone of any other hair color.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

what happened to your carpool? they died.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint? A: my red painted d*ck

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Yo momma so fat she ate a tape worm which had to be surgically removed because it further increased her health problems. She's still fat.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

Why are Chinese women such bad drivers? Only company executives are fortunate enough to own cars in communist China. Furthermore, women are still in a subordinate class in many Eastern societies.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

What did the Jewish man say to the Shia faction Muslim man? Even though we have different views on god and religion I value your friendship more than my religous views.

What would Muhammed do?

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

YO MAMMA SO SKINNY SHE HULA-HOOP THIER A CHEERIO

man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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