- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jimmy fall off the swing? He had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Certainly not Jimmy.

What is the proper response when someone says "My family died in a car crash"? Lol fail

So two Penn State administrators walk into a butt.

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

what do you get when you come across a old dog with herpes, a fat man with herpes and an apple? you get nothing but the satisfaction of seeing such a horrific sight

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get hit by a car and die.

Q: whats the difference between 3 asain people 3 black people and 3 mexican prople?? A: there all different nationality

People thought hitler said "I want to burn the jews" he really said "I want a glass of juice".

Why did the man commit suicide? Because all meaning in his life were gone.

What do you call a black priest? "Father" if you are Christian.

''Levi Johnston is running for mayor of Wasilla, Alaska. Ironically, many of the babies he'll kiss on the campaign trail will be his own.''

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

What do you call a black person on a bike? A cyclist.

a man walks into a bar and was arrested because it wasn't a bar it was a bank and he shot and killed 4 people during the armed robbery

Why did Biggie Smalls eat so much dark chocolate? His doctor suggest that he eat foods high in fiber.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

A dog walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "What can I get for you?" The dog replies "1 beer please." shocked at the dogs English the bartender sprints out of the bar in terror

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Actually, violets are violet

last night i was doing some guy in the ass. i went to give him a reach around and the homo had a boner! freakin queer.

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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