- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A muslim walks into a bomb store. He is a police officer and quickly arrests the owners of the store because of the obvious legal violations.

Nigel Farrage and the concept of UKIP.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To collect it's AIDS medication.

What is lazy? My balls. All they do is hang.

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why wasn't the black man allowed on the golf course? Because a wealthy business man had rented out the entire course for a very important international investor.

Whats worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having a Hippo give you head.

Back in my day,we used to have Johnny Cash,Bob Hope and Steve Jobs. Now we have higher divorce rates.

The sentence below is an anti-joke.

A woman walks into a bar She is raped.

Knock knock Who's there? The police, your family is dead.

.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

Man hears son masturbating in room. The dad enters the room and tells him "Son if you keep jacking off you will go blind". The boy replies "Dad I"m over here".

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

What's the safest way to tell a racist joke? Ask everybody who might hear the joke if they would be offended by a racist joke.

Tom: Hey Fred. Do you wanna hear a joke? Fred: Sure Tom! (long pause) (10 Minutes Later) Fred: Tom, I thought you were gonna tell me a joke? Tom: I did, the joke is that there is no joke.

What's black and has the texture of tar? Molasses

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

why did the teacher say that the student did well in class? because the student did well in class

What are we ? Students ! What do we want ? Six months holiday ! When do we want it ? Twice a year !

Did you hear about the 4'10" psychic that escaped from prison? It's on the news! "Small Medium At Large."

There are no stupid Questions just stupid people

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