what's worse than the holocaust living jews

Black people don't exist. Their skin is rather of a brown tone.

Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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roses are red violets are blue

A cyclist looses control in a race. How does he stop? Run into the spectators on the side of the road.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

Q: what do you get when you mix a bull dog and a shiitzu? A: a dog

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He chickened out.

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why did the boy fall back wards? he was shot dead

Knock knock! Who's there? The police your son died in a car crash.

What do you call a drunk, blind, deaf monkey driving a car? A bloody good driver!

What do you call a dog with 2 legs? Doesn't matter, it's not going to come anyways.

What do you call a man with no legs, arms, or a head? A torso.

Why do many men find it difficult to make eye contact? Debilitating autism.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

whats the difference between a guitar and a fish? A guitar is an instrument used to produce noise and a fish is a living orgnism native to lakes and oceans

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

How do you kill a vampire? You can't because vampires aren't real.

What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

What do you call 1 + 1 = 2? i like boobs

roses are red, violets are blue, your boyfriends thinks i'm hot that's why he dumped you

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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