a horse walks into the bar. the bartender asks why the long face.

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What happened when the Asian girl got a B on her report card? She committed suicide

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What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

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1: Hey whats better than bacon? 2: What? 1: Nothing. Nothing is better than bacon.

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Whats worse than 1 bee sting? - 2 Whats worse than 2 bee stings? - Holocaust Whats worse than the Holocaust? - 3 bee stings Now, if you are smart, you would notice that no one really alive today was in the Holocaust, therefore you can not make an accurate comparison between bee stings and the millions of Jews being killed. -SPG

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Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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NASCAR being considered a sport.

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You might be a redneck if you have red on your neck

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

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Why does everybody look at the foreign boy strangely? Because he was ugly

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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If life hands you lemons, take them they taste good

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

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Q: A man, already drunk, walked into a bar. What did he say? A: Ouch!

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A.do i have alzheimer's? B.yes A.do i have alzheimer's?

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What's both fun and a scam? -The holocaust

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting stabbed.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

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what goes in hard, comes out soft, and you blow on it? bubble gum!

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What happen to the girl that did the splits. Her legs broke.

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Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

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why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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