Whats the best part about having sex with 25 year olds? There 20 of them.

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So, this cheerio is in love with a beautiful frosted cheerio. He asks her on a date. She says no, because she only dates other frosted cheerios. So the cheerio works really hard at his job and is promoted to a honey-nut cheerio. So he asks her out again. She says no because she only dates frosted cheerios. So he works even harder and is made a frosted cheerio. He asks her out again and she accepts. 4 months later after a relationship built on trust and understanding they are married and live a long and fullfilling life together.

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What's the best part of having sex with a twelve year old? Watching them cry when they prosecute against you.

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I saw 2 jews talking. I threw in a penny and watched them fight to the death. I did the same with 2 catholic preasts exept I threw in a baby boy

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Knock knock. Who's there? Auntie.

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KNOK KNOK WHOES THERE APPLE APPLE WHO SEE THIS IS Y U BROKE UP

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You're American when you enter the the bathroom and you're American when you exit the bathroom. What are you while you're inside the bathroom? Using the bathroom.

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road A: It didn't do it for any good reason,chickens are mindless and do random things,like crossing the road

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There are two cowboys in the kitchen. One says to the other, "I feel at 'home on the range.'" To which the other replies, "Is that because of your extensive culinary background?" The first cowboy breaks down in tears because he realizes he's not pursuing what he truly loves.

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Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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How do you blindfold an asian? With a blindfold.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends how you throw 'em.

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How many babies does it take to paint a house? It depends on how hard you throw them.

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6 in every 9 people find a dirty reference in every joke. This statistic is in fact false, as 5 in 9 people actually find a dirty reference.

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Q: How many children did it take to screw in a light bulb? A: The light bulb was already screwed in and exploded after excessive tampering

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Why are you gay? Because ***** you

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homosexuals are gay

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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Why did the blind man laugh at the book. He didn't

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Why was Helen Keller depressed? She was deaf and blind.

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A rabi and a priest go out for a coffee they talk for a while and go on there way

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Whats the worst thing about dying? Your not alive anymore.

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