- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A:You wanna here a good anti joke B:Yeah/sure A:Me too

What's worse than finding half a suicide tablet in your apple? Finding half a worm.

I am so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed.

Why was the man "hanging around"? He committed suicide.

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Knock Knock? Come in.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

Womens Rights. Excist in nearly every country on Earth today.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

What's moist wet and I put my finger in it? My nose.

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

Q: What do you get when you put a boy and a girl together in a locked room? A: Blood and gore.

whats worse than speaking with your mouth full? pooing with your mouth full

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

A duck walks ino a bar...... fck this sht im going to candy land.

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

What's the difference between you and a polar bear? I don't hate the polar bear

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What did the mushroom say to the carrot? Is this even important given the current state of world affairs?

What's the difference between jelly and jam? I can't jelly my d i c k in your a s s.

Two polar bears are sitting in a bathtub. The first polar bear says, "Pass the soap." The second polar bear replies, "No soap, radio." OMG YOU DON'T GET IT?!?!?!?! NOOB

What happens when Helen Keller plays badminton? She doesn't win because she threw out her back playing Ultimate Frisbee the weekend prior.

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

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