Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Poems don't have to rhyme... Refrigerator

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Balls

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What does a Jew do when he finds money on the street? He picks it up and is probably happy it was there.

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An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

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teacher: say ur alphabet kid: abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwuxyz kid:wheres the pee teacher:half way down my leg

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I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

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What's Black,White and red all over? A black person with a skin disease on her period.

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Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

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Knock knock! Who's there? Girl scouts selling cookies! I'm not legally allowed within 500 yards of you. Please get off my property.

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Why did Jenny cry? Because everyday Jenny is bullied. Jenny cried for this reason, but nothing happened. The bully still bullies her today.

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A zebra and a giraffe are out in a safari and they see some humans. And then the cow, was drinking, the man was milking the drink, when the giraffe was going to buy some milk. She said, the was yeah okay.

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What did the baby say to the man? Babies can't talk ,the baby did not say anythingto the man!

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Why bouriquet laugh ? cause hes mom get hit by a bus.

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What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

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how do u kill a blonde: drop something shiny at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 2 blondes: but a mirror at the bottom of a pool how do u kill 3 blondes: ask which 1 of them is the prettiest and then wait 5 minuetes:)

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There are 5 men in a desert a black man a white man a gay a lesbian and a white woman they have no food or water and haven't had any in 3 weeks civilization is 1 mile away how many people live and which ones They all die you can only live 3 days without water.

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So, a screw driver walks into a bar, and the bar tender sais "Hey Screw Driver" we have a drink named after you" the screw driver goes, "Really? You have a drink named Bob"

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Roses are red, violets are blue, if i gave a rats ass, I'd worry about you.

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What is worse than Shaq's free throw percentage? The free throw percentages of Reggie Evans, Bo Outlaw, Andris Biedrins, Wilt Chamberlain, Chris Dudley and Ben Wallace.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 commited statutory rape on a younger 5, gang banged 8 with 10 and 11, murdered 9, and was sentenced to jail for life.... eventually the case was dropped and 7 was let out early for community service. He told 6 he was coming for him 6 months later.... 6 was so terrified he didn't know what to do... he was living in fear... eventually he commited suicide by jumping off a cliff just off the coach of Palm Beach into the pacific ocean. His body was never found His family didnt get to say good bye... This is why 6 was afraid of 7

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What did the black person say to the other black person? Im really white, I just want to fell what its like to be black.

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Why couldnt Helen Keller drive? Because She was Blind you sexist asshole

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