- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How hard is it to cross a man with a tree? Jesus only needed a few nails

What did Sir Mix a lot say to the girl with a big butt? Your very beautiful.

Roses are red violets are blue, I have no pickup line, just Get your tits out

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

what did the surfer do on his computer? browse the internet

What did Selena Gomez say to JB? We're breaking up cuz u smell like French fries and you look like a poop

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

what do you call a polar bear in a bathtub? No soap, radio

PENIS lol

What does a cookie and the twin towers have in common? They both crumble.

Q: Why did Captain Kirk suck his own dick? A: Nobody else was around, I guess.

Why was the boy in the hospital? He was visiting his grandmother, she had cancer and the doctor gave her 3 months to live.

What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

Goodbye to the people who hated on me.

Why is a bulldog so aggressive Because it was raised for dog fights in basements Dog fights aren't right kids, and you should never get involved but if you find yourself in the cage fighting one of the dogs, you should really think about how you got there.

"Hey hey hey, did you hear the joke about the guy with terminal cancer?" "No." "Sorry to break it to you then."

How did the little boy survive the massacre? He didn't. How did the little girl survive the massacre? She was the killer.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

Knock knock Who's there? Justin Bieber OH MY GOD REALLY?! No.

whats worse than a baby impaled on your lawn... the universe being consumed by a giant albino ape with over sized testicles

Why did the prostitute begin to cry when she saw the chinese patron's penis? His testicles are diced onions.

THERE'S THE IDENTITY THIEF GET HIM!

Q: What did the prostitute ask the officer? A: Where were you stationed? I have a lot of respect for our boys in the Middle East.

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