- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man in a white van get when he went over the speed limit? A speeding ticket

Why wouldn't anyone want Helen Kellers dog? It's been buried for a long time...

Scientific fact: If you took all the veins from your body and laid them end to end, you would die.

How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagon? 2 in the front seat, 3 in the back.... and that's it because the holocaust never happened.

Q: What did the kid with no arms and legs get for christmas? A: Cancer

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre.

Q: what is blue and floats in a pool? A: a baby Q: what is purple and at the bottom of the pool? A: the baby 5 minutes later

What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

800 people died last year. end of story

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am colorblind I hate my life

Q. What's better then a baby in a microwave? A. What the hell is wrong with you? Did your parents not love you enough when you were born? Everything is worse then a baby in a microwave! Besides the felony charges it is extremely wrong! Your going to hell.

what did Susie, the girl with no arms, say after she fell off the swing? nothing, she was killed on impact.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Against city ordinates, an old woman was keeping chickens in her suburban back yard. One escaped, and there was no where else to go.

A horse walks into a bar. bar tender: "Why the long face" *bu dum tss" horse: "My wife died of terminal cancer."

What is worst than a1000 baby's stapled to a tree? 1 baby stapled to 1000 trees.

Why do so many black people like watermelon? The same reason so many white people, do. Have you had that stuff, it's really good!

What do you call an Asian man without any clothes on? -naked

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

What do chinese people eat? Chinese food.

Little Miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and way, along came a spider who sat there beside her and asked, "Hey bitch what's in the bowl?"

how can u tell if you have cancer if the doctor says so

A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? She was a donut.

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