- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

A man walks into a Bar, and he gets kicked out because its an animal only bar no people allowed

What happens when your read this? you don't laugh

what do you do after throwing a water bottle in the trash? Hug a tree

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Sex vagina. lol.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can walk wherever the hell they want. Leave them alone.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

An Irish man walks into a bar. The bartender looks at him and notices he has a steering wheel stuck down the front of his pants. "Hey," he says, "What's with the steering wheel down your pants?" The Irish man looks down at it, dumbfounded. "I have absolutely no idea," he says, and removes it.

Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

YOLO You only like Oreos

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

How did the man eat 100 mints in one bite? I'm not sure myself, but we can agree on one thing, his breath is gonna fresh.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

Q: Knock knock Q: Who's there? A: Not Suzie

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why does Stuart go to Zu Bar? Because he deals cocaine to his fellow raving companions

Whats red and smells like Bacon. Bacon

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