- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black person playing basketball? An athlete

What did the two Japanese men say to each other? I have no idea I don't speak Japanese

Jesus on the cross promised he would return rite? So three days later he returns in ghost form and leaves. So why people still waiting for him? He returned and left already! (Lack of Moral?): The third coming: this summers blockbuster hit!

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What do you do when your dish washer breaks? divorce her.

Why did the man stop smoking? Because he was shot in the face.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob. What do you call a man with no arms or legs in front of your door? Matt. What do you call a man with no arms or legs hanging on your wall? Art.

whats hard long and has cum in it cucumber

Why was the man burnt? Cause he fell in a fire

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Wait what was I saying

how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

Your mama so stupid, she put 2 quarters in her ears and said she was istening to Fiftycent

Why did the rooster die. Because I killed it.

I slept through the Dark Knight movie....turns out I was pretty tired.

I've got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen...

A man is watching a football game and sees a comercial for a medicine that boosts testosterone levels. However, this man has no issues with his testosterone levels, so he proceeds to watch the rest of the game and then goes to bed.

What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

So a man walks into a bar and he says "Can i have two beers?" The bartender says "Sure, Budweiser or Heineken?" The man responds "Uhmm... which one do you prefer?" The bartender says "Heineken."

How many baby can u fit in a cup? A: it depends how strong ur blender is How do you get them out? A: tortilla chips

once i was a dog and u were a flower........... i raised my leg and gave u a shower :)

They don't call it Bangkok for nothing.

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

i look around to find that my air head is missing, i then figure out that i had eaten it.

What do you call a dear with no eyes. A mutilated dear.

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