Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

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A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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A priest sneeks in to a pre-school and is arrested shortly after for tresspassing.

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What do you call a black pope? Catholic.

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A psychotic man steals a Police Officer's handgun, the man runs down the street. What happened? He fell in a hole and died.

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Why was the giant scorpion sad? Because the Holocaust killed his entire family.

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What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? feel the other side of the worm in his mouth

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welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

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Q: The red house is to the left and the blue house is to the right. Where is the white house? A: 3 blocks down from the red house

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why did the chicken cross the road? because chickens just walk places. they have no agenda.

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The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

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You know what's funny? Rape

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name 3 fruit begining with n a napple, a norange, and a nannana

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osama bin laden is dead

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If 1+1=2, then you must have passed first grade arithmetic.

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What is worse then your car getting hijacked? A 900 pound man eating a Donut.

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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Whats the difference between eating an egg and an abortion? Think about it.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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When Chuck Norris dives into a pool... he gets wet due to the aqueous nature of the water

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Two friends that are 11 years old are fighting with each other, and one of them says, " Shut the front door." The other friend replies, "We don't even have a front door, because we're both homeless, and we're never going to be adopted because we're on an island, that's how we became friends in the first place."

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A black man is pulled over doing 66 in a 65 zone. He asks the officer what the problem is and the officer says his left tail light is out

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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