- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What is black, white, and red all over? The Wall

whats awesome? a blade of grass with a mexican hat and a revolver.

Roses are red, yup.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

Nero7 How are you doing? This is "Eliza" I hope I will be joining, but I cannot reach you by phone, please respond ASAP time is running out.

Why did the elephant die? It was murdered by poachers for it's valuable ivory tusks.

A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

What do you call a penguin that hangs around in playgrounds? A paedophile.

Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

a white man, an asian man, and a mexican man are on a plane and they realize how inefficient the airline was in filling the flight, seeing as there were only three men on board.

My Penis is so big. How big is it? If you lay my penis down beside another similarly lengthy object, approximately 10" long, it would most likely surpass the length of the object you chose to measure it to.

What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

what do you call a black guy falling down a hill? A hiker with an inconveniance you racist son of a bitch

Your moms so old. She might die soon

a black guy hates chicken.

a. get me a drink b. a would but but i got no arms

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Knock, Knock... Whose there? No one... you have no friends.

Puns are terrible. I love them.

Why was the dog fallowing the fat guy. The fat guy said come.

A black man and a Mexican were in a car. Who was driving? The cop.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

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