- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the black man get to the first branch on the tree? A: He climbed, like the average person.

What's up with women with there jewlery it's there's best friend,but a black man's best friend is reames..

Why did the most interesting man in the world refuse to eat his buttered toast? It just so happens that the cook accidentally used stale bread, causing it to taste unsatisfactory.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun Get in the van

what do you call 3 mexicans in the back of a car? Carpooling to work to save on gas.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

A seal walks into a club. The poacher continues to beat the seal to death.

Lisa: Omg Karen, just had sex with Ben, his weiner was sooo tiny lol. Ben: I think you sent me the wrong text.

Why do people hate Jews? Because there is nothing to like about them

What is pink, red and silver and crawls into walls? A baby with forks in it's eyes

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

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Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his kids.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven had a huge ass mole

Your momma is so fat because she ate alot!

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

No, you would have made me unhappy and yourself miserable, until you truly value who you are, as we that still look up to you to this day, you wont see the greatness within you.

Q: What's big, green, fuzzy, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A: A pool table.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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