- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Q: Why didnt jim win the race ? A: Because he swalowed his tounge.

is this the krusty krab? no, this is patrick.

what did one dinosaur say to the other? "rawr"

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

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Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

What did the boy say before he died? I'm dying.

What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

What do you call a man with no legs, and one arm? Whatever his name happens to be.

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

A man walks into a bar his alcoholism is tearing his family apart

What did you call something that is long, hard and full of seamen? A ship.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

An eagle and a mouse sat on a tree branch, watching a farmer walk to the pasture to milk his cows. The eagle then turned to the mouse but said nothing, because eagles cannot speak. The eagle then ate the mouse because it was a bird of prey.

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Why is 6 afraid of 7 ? : Because 7 8 9

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Whats the difference between a baby and a bowling ball? I dont have a bowling ball stapled to my tree

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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