what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

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"You go, Glen Coco" -Mean Girls, 2004

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One I grabbed a lump of coal, and crushed it with such strength, that a human being was born out of it. That man is today known as Chuck Norris. Nero.

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What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

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Roses are gold Violets are blue I am color blind

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Why doesn't Batman exist? Because he was made up.

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What is the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person if the Jewish religion and a pizza is a type of food.

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Why did the girl buy the watermelon? To eat it.

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What's worst than a crying baby? A dead baby What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies What's worse than a pile of dead babies? If there's an alive one at the bottom What's worse that an alive baby in a pile of dead babies? If it has to eat its way out.

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Chuck Norris is so strong, he can probably lift more than 80 pounds

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What's the hardest part about blending a baby? My dick

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three people come to a serial killers house. one was annoying one was immature and one was stupid he would put them all in the same boat. then he towed it into shark infested waters, sunk it and watched them speak their mind. the annoying one said "nah nah nuh boo boo you cant eat me!" the immature one said "im gonna ride one!" and the stupid one said "could you please tell your sharks to stop eating my leg? i need it to swim away from these sharks that are eating my leg." moral of the story: dont go to serial killers homes. they will most likely kill you.

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Why was little Jimmy so sad? Because he was H.I.V. positive

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Whats black and hangs from trees? To get to the other side.

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Many people of many races do many things every day.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

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FUCK THE JEWS

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Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

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seek beauty

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One time i was in north philly and bought milk, then i came home and drank it.

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Why did the little boy fall down the tree? He didn't. He jumped.

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So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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