why did the chicken cross the road............ why dont you tell me smartass

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Cody went to the store. Big Floppy Donkey Dick.

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Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

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Why could a fat man not do a barrel roll? He has already to many rolls.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

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what is the difference between a bucket of shit and a black person? the bucket the bucket

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Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Q: When you have alot of hair, what are you? A: Obease

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Do you know what Stevie Wonder's house looks like? No. Well, neither does he.

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man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasnt that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

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What did the blonde say when she saw a box of cheerios? "Lovely, I think I'll have some of these for breakfast today. The wholegrain will be good for me."

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Yo momma is so stupid, she has no job, five kids, and six weeks to live, due to the fact she spent all her money on cigarettes and now has lung cancer.

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What's worse than a baby on a mattress? A baby under a mattress.

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How do you make a little girl cry twice? You rub your bloody penis on her teddy bear.

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What do you call a dead man walking? Someone on death row.

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Hi my names Sarah and I love baby's. I don't think I could eat a whole one though

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Rivals? Someone from the past? Erron, who is "WE"! Tell me now!

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What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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why did the monkey fall out of the tree? cause it was dead...

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I hate it when people pour my cereal. They don't know how much I want. They don't know my life. They don't know what I've been through.

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Woah, I mean if I was not like super high right now, I would totally hate you for that, you are what we call a charming asshole Nero, you can do that kinda stuff and completely get away with it, I feel like I should be really ashamed... So like does it work on everybody reading this? That would be wack, so much fun to do that.

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That was me, I thought we where friends now... I am so sorry, I really did not send anyone nor anything, I would never do such a thing! What happened to you is terrible, I did say I knew who they where and that they are in prison, but that was a lie, I just wanted for you to think I was really confident and in control. Please Nero, let me speak to you, nothing is like you think, Jenny is my stepmother, please don't do anything.

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Anti Joke

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