Two arabs fly into a bar in the twin towers

Q: what is blue and has no legs A: A crippled boy painted blue

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

What did the worm say to the butterfly? Nothing, worms don't talk.

Q. What did the mockingbird say to the blue jay? A. I mock you by mocking you

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

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Why did the blonde go to law school? She was sick of people assuming that she was not an intelligent woman due to negative sterotypes about her gender and hair color and set out to prove said people wrong.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? He had no arms

What happens if you go one louder? Nothing because you can't

a man walks into a bar and has a drink james

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

what is Rebecca black's favorite restaurant? Ruby Tuesdays

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Boo Radley, I live next door.

Yo mamas so fat,you know wht, i think she might die !!

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

What does an Irishman say to you in the morning? Nothing because you only speak French.

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

How do you wake up lady gaga? poke her face.

bar man a walks a into...DYSLEXIA IS NOT FUNNY.

Knock knock. Who's there?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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