- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do gamer see in his nightmare? a peasant build 4 houses and gets stuck between them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in an apple? Getting shot in the gut What's worse than that? Getting raped in the hole made by the bullet

Your mother is so fat that I suggest she should pay a visit to the nutritionist so they can work out a dieting plan together to prevent weight-related heart problems in the near future.

How many blodnes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Approximately 17. with the addition of 6 brunettes.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Which ballet do pigs like best? Pigs don't understand ballet, but they probably like the ones with audience participation, as they are friendly animals and enjoy interacting with humans.

Q: A giraffe fell in a hole and died. Which was taller the Lion or Giraffe? A: The Giraffe was before it died

There is a blonde, Santa and Jesus. Someone throws a million dollars on the ground who picks it up? Me because I shot them

What did the muslim say when he boarded the plane? Where is my seat

PSP its a nut you can play... Outside...

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

When life gives you lemons, you go to a therapist and seek help because your dementia has progressed to the point that you are seeing and feeling illusions.

What's brown and sticky? A piece of toffee, which is brown and/or dark brown in color.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson? Neil Armstrong WALKS on the moon. Michael Jackson rapes little boys

A horse walks in to a bar. The bartender asks: "why the long face?" The horse didn't respond, because it's a horse.

Chuck Norris gets punched in the face.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

So this squirrel is walking across the road when a HUGE truck comes and smashes him beneath the tire.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

- Why an Asian crossed the road? - Because he wanted to.

Knock Knock Who's There? Children Protective Services. Your kids are dead.

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