- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's faker than Nicki Minaj's tits? Women rights.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

why was their a child on the sun? There wasn't he would be incinerated

Why did the chicken cross the road? It had AIDS

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Misthrown

Roses are Red Violets are Red Grass is Red Trees are Red My yard is on fire.

How did the guy who's been in his mothers basement for 20 years lose his virginity? He didn't, that's where his mother hid his body.

Roses are red Violets are blue Carnations are cheap and they will not get you a blow job.

What did God say to the priest while he was masturbating.... ... God doesn't exist.

A storm be brewin!

what do you call a man who go his head cut off in a car accident? dead.

Roses are grey. Violets are grey. I'm colorblind.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

What can a goose do, a duck can't, and a lawyer should? Fly halfway across the world when the environment turns hostile.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

Knock knock who's there? Boo. Boo who? Uh, Boo Johnson, your next door neighbor. Forget it I'll come another day.

What happens when 2 gay men rub their penises together Jello

Why did the vulture cross the road? To get to the pile of dead babies left over from the Holocaust.

Why can't the toucann fly anymore? Because they're extinct

What noise did Helen Keller make when she fell out of the window? None. She wasn't aware that she was falling and died immediately upon impact. @rowakaflocka

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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