- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into his house only to find someone in the livingroom touching the stereo. He then goes up to his wife, and kisses her.

Whats yello and cant swim A bus full of dead children in a lake

Why do turtles walk slow? They are physically incapable of walking fast.

I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Your dads so fat he needs to go on a diet

What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

Why did the baby's bedroom smell so bad? The mom farted.

All Bin Laden wanted was peace on earth and good will toward men.

What's better than Sookie? The holocaust

What did the girl say to the boy? You are a boy.

What's green and frolics in the forest? A flock of cucumbers.

What do you call a Pokemon without a trainer? A wild pokemon.

A little boy who was sleeping in his parent's bed woke up in the middle of the night only to discover his mother performing fellatio on his father. "Mommy, mommy," he said . . . except he didn't. He said nothing, and the incident troubled him deeply for many years.

how many baby's does it take to paint a wall? Depends on how hard you throw them

Cancer. Super Cancer.

Why hasn't little Johnny ever had a clown at his birthday party? Johnny is an underprivileged Hispanic member of the community.

How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb?? None it is physically impossible

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Knock Knock. silence Knock Knock.

What Did The Hobo Get For Christmas? A Welcome Home Mat.

What do you get when you cross an ugly hobo and a diabetic? Don't talk about your mom like that.

Q: A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? A:They both take turns, because they are driving across the country and it would be hard for one of them to drive the entire way.

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