- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Two fish walked into a bar. They died. Because fish can't breathe out of water.

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Your mama's so hairy, she has to shave occasionally.

What did the cookie monster eat? Food

What did the dead man say to God? I'm dead.

--- ___________________--- Can you tell what it is? Yes... Then what is it? Its a blanket,duh! ......

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 cantaloupe.

what do you say to a black guy on steroids? B!tch please

your skull would make a nice pen holder

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree??? Because it was dead.....

catastrophic anthropogenic global warming

What do you call a hindu that has radiation poisoned A radiatative hindu

* Are you afraid of dinosaurs? * No, they're all dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You just died, and I'm laughing at you and your extremely ugly face.

why was the old man on the ground he fell

A dog got into a gingerbread house. She ate some and brought some to the basement it got on the couch!

Why couldnt the girl braid her hair? She had cancer

What shall we do with the drunken sailor? Call the police to have him escorted off the boat for operating a large veichle under the influence of alcohol.

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