Why did the chicken cross the road? To save his failing marriage.

What did the Muslim do on 911? He weeped for the loss of his many good friends and relatives

Why did a jew die? It got killed by a nazi.

Oh, go away

What did the loser say to the winner? Good game

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

McDonald. It's run by Lawers

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what's gray, rectangular, and provides a good time? your mother's sex tape.

I read the terms of service.

Why did the jew go into the gas chamber? Because he thought he was going to get a shower.

I'm on a see food diet- it consists of fish and molluscs. sea*

Yo momma's so fat that when she died of congestive heart failure, your family had to pay extra for a larger coffin to bury her in.

What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

I like my coffe like my women Without a Penis

What did the guy say to the girl when he was holding a tool? You're a tool????

Heskey time.

Q:a black man walks down the street with alot of light whats happaning he A:is it the parade of light

What has two legs and bleeds alot? Half a cat!

A black guy and a hispanic guy walk into a bar they sit down and happily have a drink CHEESE ON TOAST

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll tootsie pop?

What did the rabbit buy the Jewish duck for Hanukkah? Nothing, animals don't celebrate holidays.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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