The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

My mother always said that jumping in piles of leaves was fun. That was before she died of pancreatic cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other? I'm baked... just kidding muffins are food and therefore can not speak

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What did Larry do when little Billys baseball crashed through his window? He raped and murdered little Billy for Larry has raped and murdered many children.

Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

What is wrong with being a black Jew? You have to sit in the back of the oven.

What is the difference between an empty bucket and a bucket of water? The Water.

What did Santa say to his elf? Nothing. Santa isn't real. Elves aren't either for that matter.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

A horse walk into a bar. Several people leave, as they recognize the potential danger in the situation.

Grandma used to say "you only die once." Years later, I learned the wisdom behind those words.

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

roses are red, violets are blue. Some poems don't make sense, Salad.

Call of Duty is a good game.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

Why did the fish look like a human? Because it was a person, drowning.

What doesn't kill you makes you stronger....... unless it is a nonkiller disease that makes you extremely weak :D

ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

How do you make an anti-joke offensive? Add racism to it.

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how do you find a ghost? shoot yourself.

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