There is something fishy about.... the fish curry at home

What did the ocean say to the other ocean????? What Nothing they just waved ???? Oh Do you sea what I did there ???? No I'm shore you did ???? By Erin

im saul and i love cock

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

Chuck Norris was the leading role in the television show Walker, Texas Ranger.

What was the only animal to not board the ark in pairs? Loads of animals because it didn't happen.

How many babies can you breast feed? 2

The girl was really drunk and passed out. She woke up the next day with a hangover.

Whats brown, large, thick, and sticky? a stick

A chicken walks into a bar and orders a beer. He's not really a chicken, he's just called a chicken because he is always afraid.

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

A doctor walks into a bar, he stumbles backwards as he is taking his coat of, and the barman chuckles.

Whats the difference between KFC and Starbucks? KFC didn't murder your sister.

Q.Anti-jokes are funny? A.Depends on your opinion

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

Why did Sally failed gym class Because she couldn't do push ups

Why do we park in driveways and drive in parkways? Good question.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

A man copied someone else's joke on anti-joke, people looked at it and said "That's funny, but they copied it", then they moved on to the next one.

Haiku's aren't real poems. No body understands them. My soul is burned toast.

what did the purple horse say to the goat? horses don't talk....

Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

A Polack walks into a bar. Which makes sense because the bar was in Warsaw.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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