What is the color of your spleen? I dont know i'm not a doctor

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

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Why don't lesbians use dildoes? Because they look just like a big penises.

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Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

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If I told you I was straight I'd be lying

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roses are brown violets are brown who shit on my garden?

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Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

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what do kids take their lunch in to school. that depends if they buy lunch at school... otherwise they bring it in a lunchbox...

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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Shea's sty....

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Q:Whats yellow and on the floor in the bathroom? A: A Rubber Ducky

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What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

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what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

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What the difference between a mexican family and a bench? The bench can support the family

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What was Mozart's favorite vegetable? Aspara-gus.

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Why did the prince kiss his beloved just before going into battle? Intermission.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

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your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

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One day... Jack: Good morning Ben: Good morning The End.

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Anti Joke

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