What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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Why did Jim not go to the park and play football with his Dad today? His dad got hit by a bus and lost his legs

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

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why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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What do you call a mexican who works at a landscaping business? A hard working man who is trying to provide money for his family

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A squirrel walks up to a tree and says, "I forgot to store acorns for winter and now I am dead."

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Why are ginger's jokes not funny? Because they're gingers.

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Q:Why did Sara fall off the swing? A: Because she has no arms. ..... Knock knock! who's there? Not Sara, she has no arms and doesn't have the abitlity to knock.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Jack and Jill went up the hill, to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and broke his crown, and Jill came tumbling after. Up Jack got, and home did trot, as fast as he could caper, to old Dame Dob, who proceeded to get Jill convicted of attempted murder, as well as several millions of dollars for pain and suffering.

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Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

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Yo mama is so old, that it's becoming apparent that she is most likely developing severe senial dementia

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What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

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knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

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"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

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A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

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You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

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How fast can you paint a fence with babies? Depends how fast you can throw them.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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