How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

A blonde enters a bar and orders an elevator.

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What's the difference between a melon and a baby? You have to cut open the melon before you can eat it

I wanted to burn alot of calories so i found a fat kid and set him on fire. :3

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

What's worst than finding a worm in your apple Finding half a worm in your apple .....

Why are a black man's eyes always bloodshot red after having sex? Pepper spray.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a bad chicken and it burned in hell.

A black man bites into a watermelon. Just kidding he was white.

Why does the Gay guy have a bell on his bike? Because its the only way his blind dog can follow him.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

why didn't the skeleton cross the road? He had no guts

Knock Knock whos there? Semore Frickelson Semore Frickelson Who? What other Semore Frickelson do you know!? Let me in its freezing out here!

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it wanted to get hit and die

Yo Momma So Fat!

What did the little boy say when he was asked what he wanted to be when he grew up? Adolf Hitler

Yo momma's so stupid... she scored poorly on on the SAT, failed to get into a good college, worked at a walmart and lived an otherwise mundane life.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

HOw do u DEFeat thE hatErsz shitted on em

Knock Knock Who's there Kevin Kevin who Kevin your friend dumbass

what is long, white, and used almost everywhere? there are a lot of things that fit this description, so it would be highly illogical to make a guess.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

What do you call an Englishman, an Irishman and a Chineseman playing football? 3 friends playing their favourite sport.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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