Whats funny about a man in a pink leotard ? Nothing infact i think he's very brave

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

feminists.

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

A black man is running down the street with a purse in his hand. He was trying to catch up to the old woman who forgot it at the restaurant. She was very grateful.

Your mom is so old that she most likely will die soon.

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

On a scale of 1 to 10, how high are you? Very.

you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

How do you get a clown off a swing? Take a chainsaw and cut the swing in half

speech and debate.

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Q: Why did the man have aids? A: He had unprotected sex with a man who had aids.

Hellen Kellers dad put a plunger in the toiler and left it there. Hellen Keller went to use the bathroom and.. moved the plunger so she could take a shit.

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

How is an elephant like a grape? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Q: What's bad about 4 asians getting shot? A: There could've been five

Your mom is so fat she could consider going on biggest loser, where she might be able to make a lot of money.

YOLO

What happened when the boy got sad He fell in a woodchipper

Why did the little boy fall of his bike? He was dead.

Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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