why are chickens dying so fast? because black people are hungry.

this girl and guy were sitting on my couch turns out its my sister and her boyfriend and she just farted

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOBS BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOBSSSSSSSS!

Yo mamma is so dumb, she bought a Wii and was satisfied with her purchase

Why did god make asians? I dont know. Yah, me niether

Q:Why is the WMBA so unsuccessful? A:Barely anyone watches it

Whats the difference between a black man and a bucket of shit? The bucket.

What's the difference between an elephant & a toaster? ....you can't tell the difference between an elephant & a toaster??

An overweight man is at a gym. he is trying to lose weight because he feels uncomfortable with his size.

RACIST JOKE: how to start a footrace in ghana role a donut down a hill

A boy kills DEER & cooks it & doesn't tell friends what it is. He gives a clue "Its what my girlfriend calls Me!..

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

Are you from Tennesse because my uncle grew up there and I was wondering if you knew him.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what do all elephants have in common? they are all monkeys

what is purple and smells like poop? very weird looking poop

Why did you cross the road. You didn't your looking at this joke

hi little boy you want some candy i dont know do you want some candy you creeper

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

How are a black man and a banana similar? They are both intelligent human beings, except for the banana.

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