What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

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What's the difference between a bird and a wheel? They both fly, I lied about the wheel.

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Why did the baby cry? Because he fell off a refrigerator.

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I like cheese. You like cheese. Have a nice day.

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person one: ask me if im a carrot person two: are you a carrot? person one: nope (the walks away)

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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What is worse than finding an apple in you worm? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms

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Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

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Yo mama is so fat, she just had a heart-attack.

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What did the carrot say to the apple? Sandals

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What do you call a person with no eyes, ears, or mouth? Helen Keller

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What's worse than getting murdered? Getting murdered twice? - Louis

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What did the rabbi say at the party? Mazel Tov.

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Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't, she's a woman.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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a black guy walks into a black bar

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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in a car crash an entire family is killed from death until they all die

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This guys grandma comes to live with him. While shes there she has a stroke. He rushes her to the hospital and waits for her to come out of surgery. The doctor comes out and says "i got good news and bad news" The guy says " give me the bad news" the doctor says "your grandma has had a massive stroke and wont be able to go to the bathroom by herself or eat by herself, so you'll have to feed her baby food and change her Diaper for the rest of her life." So then the guy goes " well shit whats the good news" The doctor goes "Ahh im just kidding she died"

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nobody move, or i'll kill myself, then her!

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Anti Joke

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