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Roses Are Red Violits Are Blue Screw it RUN!!

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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What did the dealer say to the addict? Sup.

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What's worse than dividing by zero? Chuck Norris dividing your face!

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masturbating on a tarc bus

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Once upon a time there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end.

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Opinions are like assholes. I'm not sure how they are alike, but that seems to be the general consensus.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 ? Cause 7 was a petophile and 6 has four children

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What did the doctor say to his patient with cancer? "You have cancer...".

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A man looks both ways before crossing the street. He gets hit by an airplane.

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What did the Japanese man do to the pizza? He ate it.

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Why did the plane crash? Because its pilot was a loaf of bread

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Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

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why was 6 afraid of 7? Because ever since 3 died, 7 had changed. He had turned aggressive and randomly snapped and hit out at some of the other numbers for no apparent reason.

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Question: So, what do you get if you put a live dog, a dead cat, some sugarcubes, and your sisters panties (HORMONES OKAY? EVERYBODY KNOWS HORMONES EQUALS SPICE! Or something anyways...) In a blender until its all red and squishy? The hell I know, but put some Redbull in it, and its fucking delicious!

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What do you call a 5000 pound gorilla? Obese - gorillas should weigh around 400 pounds.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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Q: What do you call those assholes who always volunteer in lectures? A: Assholes. Fcuking assholes. They created the word asshole. Assholes

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Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

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what do you call a black guy african american

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How do you wake up Lady GaGa? Poke her Face.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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