- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If a tree falls in the forest, does anyone hear it? no, but it was home to several endangered species that are now extinct

Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

The awkward moment when you are reading these jokes and either it's not funny or you don't get it...

What's the difference between a brick and a baby? One is a fundamental item used in building walls and the other is a human

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Nothing, she didn't make it that far

When life gives you lemons, Commit felonies

Allmighty Genie vs Common douche Genie: I the allmighty Genie am at your command, I can grant you any three WISHES Common douche: Okay! I want to sit on my own lap Genie: Uh...Well...You uh sure you want that? I Uh... Wait a moment please... Wimp wins Genieous victory.

Yup, I 100% agree with all the jokes that were made below this post. Chad's pretty gay.

Q:Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Conrad Barry

I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

what happens when you put Rihanna and Chris brown in the same room? Rihanna dies

what did john boner say to the hor that was jewing his laundry want to sex my motherss twat?

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Why did the girl drop her sucker? she was hit by a truck!

What shoots rockets but is not classed as a deadly weapon? A toy rocket launcher, I lied about the rockets.

What's worst than finding a repeated joke on anti-joke? Finding a grammatical error on anti-joke.

A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

Why was the boy sick? Because he accidently ate his own feces.

Two Lawyers were talking to one another. The first lawyer said, "Wow this is the fourth case I've won in a row!" The other lawyer did not know how to respond because of the men the other lawyer put in jail had escaped from jail and already killed the lawyer's family.

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