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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Q: What's worse than spilling milk all over the floor? A: Cleaning up the milk you spilled all over the floor.

if chuck norris had 5 dollars and you had 10 dollars you would have 5 dollars more than Chuck Norris

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Knock knock who's there I killed your family

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

Yo mamma's so fat, we are all seriously concerned for her health.

Your mumma is so fat that she wears large clothes.

Roses are red, Violets are red, Grass is red. OH SHIT THE GARDENS ON FIRE!

Knock knock. Who's there? 9/11 9/11 who? You said you'd never forget!

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

Q:What's red and crawls up your leg? A: A homesick abortion

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was struck by lightning and died.

there was a little girl walking through a park. then she was kidnapped and most likely raped and sold to a foreign country.

What's the best part about having sex with twenty four year olds? There's twenty of them.

Why was the man sad? His wife left

(Knock knock) A:who is it? B:its the police open up where coming in B:I SAID OPEN THE BLOODY DOOR A:(SHIT)

A Redhead, a Blonde, and a Brunette are all standing on top of a cliff in Ireland. They took a few pictures, and all in all it was a lovely vacation.

Why did the little boy didn't finish his dinner? He died.

What's hard, long and screws a blond? An IQ test.

What do you call black people in a pool? Healthy

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

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