- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? Matters the size of the bathtub and the size of the babies.

Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

What is the difference between a Jew and a Muslim? Their religion.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder and help him down

Fine Nero, but I will be keeping an eye on you.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

Why did the Pakistani man cry when the Nigerian man was killed in a terrorist attack? They were lovers.

What did the boy reading a book do? He finished the book and took it back to library.

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, and so do I.

Q: What did the egg say to the boiling water? A: It'll take a while for me to get hard cause i just got laid by a chick(: hahah.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

How dou you find the population of mexico? Take a census....... By throwing a dime in the street!

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist.

what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why was the black kid in the AP Calculus classroom? Because he was a very driven student, who studied hard so that he could attend a good University and build a good life for himself and his family.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens can't fly, what choice did it have? All it wanted to do was to get to the other side. That chicken knew what it wanted to do in life. What do you want to do with your life? Be chicken smart. Cross the road.

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